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A Dumb Blonde And An Evil Lawyer Walk Into A Bar by MaryPSue
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Legally Blonde (Movies)
13 May 2026
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“I’m sorry, I think your name’s slipped my mind?” Elle says, beaming up at the guy. Her sentence is punctuated by Bruiser’s growl breaking into a sharp flurry of barks, and Elle looks down in surprise. “Bruiser! I’m sorry, he usually has much better manners than this. Don’t you, boy?”
“He probably recognises me from court,” the tall cute guy says, holding out a hand for Elle to shake. “Sam Winchester. I’m with the prosecution.”
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14 May 2026
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A routine investigation into an art theft turns up Neal's fingerprints on a stolen painting. Neal swears he's never stolen a Nullier painting, but that's only half the truth...
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19 Apr 2026
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And anyone who's ever had a heart by Liviapenn for mihrsuri (malkaleh)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
23 Dec 2009
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Before seeing the picture, she'd just slotted Neal Caffrey in as one more thing Peter's brain couldn't let go of, and amusing yourself while your spouse hunted down the greatest international art thief of the age was certainly classier than being a football widow.
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19 Apr 2026
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“I could’ve sworn automatons like you were outlawed before I was born,” the trespasser said affably, keeping his voice down. Techno said nothing, for obvious reasons. “Smart of you to hide down here, it’s basically a junkyard for artists at this point– if I reactivate you, are you gonna try to kill me, mate? Is there any tension left in your oscillator?”
Techno twitched without meaning to, a feeble shudder traveling from his neck down to his left arm, to the needle in the palm of his open hand.
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- Part 55 of dream smp fic my beloved
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24 Mar 2026
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On a rainy star-drenched mess of a Sunday evening, Thomas finds himself trapped in a time loop that seems hell-bent on subjecting him to every imaginable way there is to die, over and over again. Fortunately, he’s not the only one trapped. Unfortunately, the man he’s trapped with is lying to him like it’s going out of style, and he’s ending up with more questions than answers.
Strange beautiful empty men, girls that burn like starfire, dusty cards and sprawling feasts and dancing in the moonlight. This night’s got to end at some point, right?
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23 Mar 2026