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Consanguineous Ministrations by Briarwitched
Fandoms: DCU, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
22 Dec 2021
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“Who gave you a baby?” Dick demanded, the instant Bruce opened the front door, eyes drawn immediately to the sobbing infant on Bruce’s hip that he gently bounced to no avail. At the same time, Bruce muttered, “I told you, it’s fine, you didn’t have to come.”
Dick rolled his eyes and pushed past him. Noted the scattered blankets, baby clothing, and dirty dishes gracing nearly every surface of the lake house with a glance. “I figured that out when you hung up on me. My question still stands: who in their right mind gave you an infant?”
Bruce opened his mouth and then shut it. Took a deep breath which he blew out slowly. The plain white dress shirt he favored on the weekends was streaked with what looked like pea puree, sweet potato, and snot. “A desperate alien ship with no other options.”
“Yeah, that scans.”
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Alternatively titled, "Let's give Batfleck alien baby problems".
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that dwell in dust by flirtygaybrit
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Zack Snyder’s Justice League (2021), Justice League (2017)
03 Aug 2019
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Things are different after Clark Kent returns to the world: tainted things are made beautiful once more, a long-dormant seed begins to grow, and eventually, nature reclaims its own.
Or: Clark plants a garden, Victor keeps a terrible secret, and Bruce faces the consequences of bringing someone back from the dead.
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The Shape of Hope by susiecarter for androbeaurepaire
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DC Extended Universe
30 Jun 2020
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Post-BvS AU: In the aftermath of Superman's death and Lex Luthor's imprisonment, the best Bruce can do is belatedly conduct the investigation into Luthor's "scientific" endeavors that he should have undertaken months ago. He thinks he knows what to expect, going through Luthor's secret labs one at a time, picking through the logs and research notes Luthor left behind.
He's wrong.
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all each riddles, when unknown by susiecarter
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Man of Steel (2013), DC Extended Universe
15 Jul 2017
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Post-MoS AU: Clark, struggling to deal with the events of Black Zero Day, is assigned a straightforward human-interest piece—on Wayne Enterprises. Then Batman catches Superman's attention, Clark Kent starts investigating Batman, Bruce Wayne spends a lot of time
arguing withhitting on Clark Kent, and Bruce's best efforts to find a way to hurt Superman start to bear fruit.And then things get complicated.
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It’s hard to stay cynical in the face of Clark Kent and his relentless optimism. Looking at him there, still in his button up shirt from his business trip, sleeves rolled up, still focused even though it’s pushing midnight, she feels a warm, steady wave of fondness in her chest.
She wishes they could do this every night. Not the pulling a furious all-nighter right after someone tried to murder her – that part she could take or leave. But it would be nice to spend every evening with Clark. She’d always told herself she liked her space, but being with Clark was like having space and having company rolled into one.
Her highly caffeinated, sleep-deprived brain catches up with the implications of that thought process, and she thinks, shit.
After years of pining after an alien demi-god who is, much as she hates to admit it, miles out of her league, Lois realises she's caught feelings for her co-worker. Unsure whether or not to tell him, she seeks advice from the most sensitive guy she knows - Superman. Things don't go as she expected...
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