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  1. Public Bookmark 13

    Mac and Dee Lend a Helping Hand by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    04 Feb 2019

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    Mac and Dee have never understood each other, not really. But now Dennis is gone and they're all that's left.

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    01 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 78

    The Gang Miscalculates the Odds by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    14 May 2020

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    After tracing the Great Guigino's Fish Shortage of 2015 back to the unresolved sexual tension between Mac and Dennis, Frank and Charlie decide to take matters into their own hands and convince their friends to finally, FINALLY bang it out. They're going to have to be subtle about it, though. Dee is so sure they will fail that she bets her apartment on it. Frank and Charlie have two days and a lot of connections with the hotel industry. Dee is hell-bent on winning and not even remotely above cheating.

    I'd say, "What could go wrong?", but, dear reader—you probably already know. :)

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    01 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 95

    Just Closer to God (You Could Call Me Your Heaven) by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    19 Oct 2017

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    As Mac edges closer to being out of the closet, Dennis finds something in his friend that he hadn't realized he'd been craving: the thrill of the chase. He tells himself he just wants to see how far he can take it. What he doesn't realize, is that too far may break them both.

    OR: an in depth look at the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, not as a foolproof method of seduction, but as a subconscious, self-sabotaging way of life.

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    10 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 11

    I Hate You by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    04 Aug 2019

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    Feelings of rejection start to take a toll on Dennis.

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    01 Feb 2026

  5. Rec 31

    EVERY MACDENNIS FIC EVER by ,

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    09 Sep 2017

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    I read too much fanfic.

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    13 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “How long did this plot take us this time?” says Dennis as he grabs a beer.
    Dee flips through a manuscript on the bar. “About 20,000 words.”
    “Huh,” says Dennis. “How long is Macbeth ?”
    Dee checks her phone. “17,121.”
    A brief silence.