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    “I’m making negative five thousand dollars each month?” Robert’s mouth fell open and he wasn’t sure he could afford to close it. 

    Sonar just nodded. “Sure are. Your credit card debt has credit card debt. I’m honestly shocked your credit score isn’t six.” 

    “So I’m just poor? That’s it?” 

    “Sucks to suck dude.” Sonar stood up, stretching as he yawned. “Bet you wish you’d sealed the deal with Blonde Blazer now, huh?” 

    “I’m not hot enough to fuck my way into triple my salary and a new suit.”

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    or; Robert becomes a phone sex operator. Flambae becomes his best client.

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    05 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 64

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    “So—where’d you guys fuck?”

    Robert’s head spun. “We didn’t—”

    “Wouldn’t you like to know?” Flambae’s words tumbled over his. Robert glared at him as he waggled his eyebrows.

    Visi’s grin only widened. “And suddenly your ‘cigarette’ burns make so much sense.”

    Flambae blinked briefly, before a slow smile pulled at his lips. “Cigarettes, eh?”

    To Robert’s horror, Flambae took a couple steps forward into his space, so much so that he could feel the familiar heat that radiated off the other man’s body. Although his expression remained steeled, Robert’s heart pounded in his chest in an odd anticipation.

    “Y’know Robert…” Flambae crossed his arms, leaning in. Robert could see that fake tooth again, glimmering ever so slightly against the off-white color of the rest of his grin. He wasn’t looking at his lips. “You should really be more careful around hot shit, hm?”

    Flambae’s gaze flickered down and it felt like a swarm of birds suddenly decided to wake up in his gut.

    “…we need to talk.”

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    Or, post the “comms incident” and their steamy closet hookup, Robert and Flambae’s feelings for one another finally start to come to a boil.

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    05 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 78

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    “They still won’t tell me what shit they do to you.”

    The room was silent, save for the intermittent humming of the rig behind, and flickering fluorescent lights above. Connor couldn’t respond. And even if he was physically able to… he still couldn’t. Not about that particular comment. It went against orders he had been given. The rules. Dire consequences should he go astray.

    “You get wheeled in here every couple weeks the past five months, practically torn to shreds. No explanation, just a blank envelope with a wad of cash. Nothing traceable either. Believe me, I tried.” Gavin’s voice took on a note of bitterness. He didn’t often bring this topic up, but as Connor had noted earlier, the man seemed more on edge today. The android wondered why that was.

    “You don’t even care, do you?”

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    Or: Fighting Ring AU, where Connor finds reprieve with the mechanic who fixes him every few weeks.

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    31 Mar 2026

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    "We are not having sex on the harpsichord."
    Hannibal has created a monster.

     

    Harpsichord porn. Exactly what it says on the label.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Picks up directly after Les Barricades Mystérieuses. Hannibal and Will learn lessons about begging and the importance of going organic.

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    08 Feb 2026