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After the Fight by alwayswhenleastexpected for Miss_L
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
20 Jul 2014
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Peter and Wade fought through this together, until they couldn't anymore.
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How to care for the sick, Wade Wilson edition by alwayswhenleastexpected for icarusforgotten
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
14 May 2014
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Short version: Don't let Wade take care of sick people
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Altaïr struggles with putting new sheets on the bed.
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I bet you wanna squeeze me, don't ya by alwayswhenleastexpected
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Feb 2014
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Wade seduces Peter via taco bell sauce packets.
It works.
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it's hurting that's the hardest part by alwayswhenleastexpected
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 Dec 2013
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Wade had blamed an over-active imagination and a healthy humiliation kink for the odd dreams that began to plague him once he allowed himself to consciously accept the fact that he and Peter Parker (of all the people in this goddamned world, who would have guessed?) were, for lack of a better term, going steady—at least as steady as anyone could be in a relationship with Wade Wilson.
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Welcome to r/severed! This is a subreddit to discuss the experience of severance and provide advice and support to fellow severed people (and friends and family).
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08 Feb 2026
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Astarion is near the docks when he feels Cazador's compulsion on him snap. He doesn't think twice. He just takes the next available ship out of Baldur's Gate. Its destination: The City of Splendors. Waterdeep.
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Gale takes back the glass, now empty, and then seems to fidget a little. “There is something I wanted to get your opinion on- but it can wait until you’ve recovered. You don’t look well at all- no offense meant, of course.”
“None taken,” Astarion says sweetly. “Please go on. Tell me exactly what it is about my appearance that you find lacking.”
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14 Jan 2025
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“Whatever happened here?” Astarion teases, coming face to face with Gale. He makes a show of looking him up and down, one slender finger against his own lips in faux concern.
Gale makes a growl of annoyance around his gag. He gives one pointed tug to his bound wrists and flicks his eyes upwards as if to say is it not obvious?
“Trapped? Oh, but that can’t be it. Astarion says, mouth dropping open as if he’s just noticed the binds. “I seem to recall you saying you had everything quite in hand.”
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10 Jul 2024
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(i shine only with the light you gave me) by sashawire
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 Apr 2021
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God prods, gently, “Even just starting with their physical description, and we can go from there.”
“Imagine,” you say, from somewhere outside your body, “the worst shade of orange you’ve ever seen in your life.”
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Harrowhark receives her saintly title.
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08 Jan 2024
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"It's not him anymore, Raphael."
"You wish to undo the Ascension?"
You stare at the devil. "I just want Astarion back."
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30 Oct 2023