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Welcome to r/severed! This is a subreddit to discuss the experience of severance and provide advice and support to fellow severed people (and friends and family).
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08 Feb 2026
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Astarion is near the docks when he feels Cazador's compulsion on him snap. He doesn't think twice. He just takes the next available ship out of Baldur's Gate. Its destination: The City of Splendors. Waterdeep.
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Gale takes back the glass, now empty, and then seems to fidget a little. “There is something I wanted to get your opinion on- but it can wait until you’ve recovered. You don’t look well at all- no offense meant, of course.”
“None taken,” Astarion says sweetly. “Please go on. Tell me exactly what it is about my appearance that you find lacking.”
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14 Jan 2025
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“Whatever happened here?” Astarion teases, coming face to face with Gale. He makes a show of looking him up and down, one slender finger against his own lips in faux concern.
Gale makes a growl of annoyance around his gag. He gives one pointed tug to his bound wrists and flicks his eyes upwards as if to say is it not obvious?
“Trapped? Oh, but that can’t be it. Astarion says, mouth dropping open as if he’s just noticed the binds. “I seem to recall you saying you had everything quite in hand.”
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10 Jul 2024
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(i shine only with the light you gave me) by sashawire
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 Apr 2021
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God prods, gently, “Even just starting with their physical description, and we can go from there.”
“Imagine,” you say, from somewhere outside your body, “the worst shade of orange you’ve ever seen in your life.”
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Harrowhark receives her saintly title.
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08 Jan 2024
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"It's not him anymore, Raphael."
"You wish to undo the Ascension?"
You stare at the devil. "I just want Astarion back."
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30 Oct 2023
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What happens after Johnny goes on a proper date with V? I'll let you take one guess.
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This takes place after my fic "in a city this trashy, someone needs to be the fucking garbage collector," although if you're just looking for unbridled erotica this can be read alone.
This took me three fucking days to write and I think I went through all five stages of grief while doing so.Series
- Part 6 of death can't touch us, honey
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14 Sep 2022
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It doesn't really matter who you are or how you got here. What matters is that you, apparently, were a dud as far as experiments go, and Mother Miranda has grown tired and impatient when it comes to spending time on imperfect and unready subjects.
But she has an idea on how to produce the perfect candidate -- all she needs is two infected test subjects of the opposite sex and nine months. Now that you've entered the picture, it all seems to be coming together.
Too bad neither you nor Heisenberg are willing to play along.
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ok look i know the premise is fucked up but i promise this is going somewhere and is kind of a 'straw the breaks the camels back' scenario as far as cowboy magneto's loyalty to goth birb aunt goes.
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- Part 1 of Buttercup
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25 Jul 2021
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You're the new tailor who just picked up the vacancy at Castle Dimitrescu. What starts as a normal position soon ebbs into a world filled with insatiable daughters, Lords and Countesses, and a strange culling of 'hunters.'
You suppose it's not all bad. How could it be with Lady Dimitrescu whispering in your ear?
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10 Jul 2021
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when is a monster not a monster? (oh, when you love it) by yaminogemu
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
16 Jun 2021
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Ethan won't leave him behind. Heisenberg is going to make it out of this, too.
"I won't." Ethan assures him. "I'm with you."
His attachment to this man feels pathetic, maybe, but inevitable. For Heisenberg, each loop means Ethan is a stranger again. For Ethan, Heisenberg has become a friend. He is well aware his attachment can only ever be one-sided, yet he would not change anything. Heisenberg is free from reliving his own death. Ethan has gained a companion. He may very well be the last thing holding the tatters of Ethan's sanity together.
"Of course you are, idiot." Heisenberg says. He looks over at Ethan, checks him over with a glance. Ethan must sound truly pathetic if Heisenberg is concerned. "We already shook on it and everything."
or: ethan sacrifices himself to save rose. he ends up back in the factory with heisenberg, again and again and again, until he gets it right.
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- Part 1 of to live is an act of courage
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20 Jun 2021
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They told you. They told you not to go out at night, but you didn’t listen. You thought yourself untouchable, invincible. You thought the stories absurd despite the absurdity of your own; the daughter, the test subject, the survivor with weird abilities. You knew that the impossible no longer existed. After what you’d been through, how could it?
You’re no match for the woman who catches you walking back to your little cabin, no concern of the people in the village who were smart, who believed the stories and locked themselves away, safe in their homes. You don’t see her, you don’t hear her, but you do feel her. She slams into you, sending you to the snow covered ground as she giggles shrilly in your ear and sinks her teeth into you.
You scream, you cry, and then you pass out.
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19 Jun 2021
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Female Tav (second person narration) and Astarion, shifting from Tav POV to some Astarion POV. Astarion tries to navigate the whole seduction plan with a Dom/sub dynamic, wanting to feel powerful and have some real control. Tav is only too happy to go along with it, but it doesn’t stay as simple as Astarion had hoped. Fluff/smut/character study.
Starts with the Tiefling party (written in Early Access) and builds from there.
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18 Feb 2021
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“By all means, though,” he continues, “if you really wish it, I’ll go back to my watch and leave you be. ...But if it’s all the same to you,” he pauses, leaning in, his lips beside your ear. You can feel his breath against you as he whispers. “I have a mind to take you on every possible surface in this room."
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You fuck Astarion again. That's it. That's the fic.
Also, you're a Tiefling. And there's more than one chapter now. And I'm a huge fuckin' pervert, apparently.
Please see tags for CNs, they're _important._WRITTEN DURING EARLY ACCESS, PLEASE DON'T COMMENT ON MY OTHER FICS ASKING FOR UPDATES, I WILL UPDATE ONCE I'VE FINISHED MY FIRST RUNTHROUGH.
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29 Nov 2020
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Wyll looks to scratch an itch and ends up growing fond of an emotionally unstable vampire instead.
(please note this was written in early access)
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25 Nov 2020
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There is something amiss at the 5th
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- Part 2 of 306verse
- Part 6 of sazzafraz primer
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01 Oct 2020
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More intimate moments between Shinji and Aizen from In Between
Before and during "Turn Back the Pendulum" Arc.
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- Part 2 of In Between
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26 Sep 2020
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Snippets of shared time between Hirako Shinji and Aizen Sousuke.
Before, during, and after the "Turn Back the Pendulum" Arc. With original backstory regarding Shinji's past and his former captain. Featuring other Visord-to-be-members and OCs.
(Chapters with a different rating is separately posted under Our Time Carved into Our Flesh)
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- Part 1 of In Between
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26 Sep 2020
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When Kurotsuchi’s makeup comes off every night, he becomes a man so lovely, it shakes Zaraki’s legendary, unflinching confidence. What starts as a purely physical, enemies with benefits relationship quickly spirals out of control, leaving Zaraki confused and scrambling to reconcile the juxtaposition between old prejudices and newfound, unwelcome desires.
All he knows is that, one way or another, Kurotsuchi Mayuri will be the death of him.
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22 Sep 2020
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When Lucifer Morningstar is found half dead in the desert, Chloe Decker is determined to find out why. The problem is ... not even Lucifer knows the answer. As Chloe's world is flipped upside down by incontrovertible evidence of the divine, Lucifer grapples with feelings of violation and futility. God's meddling has started a chain reaction, but to what end? Deckerstar. Fits with canon through S2. [COMPLETE]
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- Part 1 of Illuminated
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23 Aug 2020
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Nate often thanked God for whoever had decided that orange jumpsuits were the latest in post-apocalyptic military chic. And the little hoods? What was with that? The general effect made walking onboard the Prydwen feel sometimes like wading through a steel coffin full of orange tadpoles. It used to keep him reliably amused whenever he visited the Prydwen to unload salvage on Teagan. The first time he had realized that even Arthur was wearing one of the damned jumpsuits under his gorgeous coat, Nate had laughed out loud and had gotten thrown out of Arthur’s room on his ass for his trouble.
1. Military Chic: The Jumpsuit
2. Open Door Policy: First Time/Begging
3. Disciplinary Action(s): Spanking
4. Learning Curves: First Time (Blowjob)
5. Water Under the Bridge: RimmingBookmarked by alwayswhenleastexpected
23 Aug 2020
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Serpent Delivery by Dacelin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Lucifer (TV), Good Omens (TV)
03 Sep 2019
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When Lucifer orders the demons back to Hell, he sends ALL the demons back. And a certain Serpent of Eden would really just like to get back to his love and life in Soho. But Lucifer has other plans for the demon who botched the apocalypse.
Set immediately following the finale of season 4 of Lucifer, and twenty years after the book version of Good Omens.
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- Part 1 of Eden's Echoes
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30 Jul 2019