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Cut Out My Heart and Tell Me You Love Me by perpetualwhim
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Feb 2026
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“Yeah, I’m a fucking idiot,” Vox growled. “Sometimes I care about people, okay? That’s normal. That what you do when you’re a person and not just a psychopathic caricature. But I suggest you leave me the fuck alone about it and think about declaring a temporary truce, because we’re both stuck in this room, and your inhibitions are going to be just as lowered as mine.”
“Oh, I’m well aware,” Alastor drawled, and let his legs fall open, revealing that he was every bit as hard as Vox was right now. He dragged his fingers delicately up the thick ridge straining against his pants as Vox’s pulse roared in his ears. “What sort of truce do you have in mind?”
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Or: a deer demon and a guy with a TV for a head get dosed with sex pollen, and then things start getting a little weird.
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Or: two psychopaths fail their way into a mutually satisfying relationship, while the author fails to write a one-shot
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Bookmarked by arialice
24 Jan 2026
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Hell is other people. Purgatory is being a twenty something weatherman with the memories of a being a media overlord who had the entirety of Hell wrapped around his finger.
Sent back to his mortal life with a chance to "do it right this time", Vox has a problem. The Angels have installed a patch in his soul: the Pacifist Protocol. If he tries to kill a rival, poison a boss, or throw a punch, he is paralyzed by blinding agony.
He cannot claw his way to the top if he can't use his claws. He needs a loophole.
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Bookmarked by arialice
20 Jan 2026
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When Vox's psychotic break gets a little too psychotic, he finds himself a resident of the "Hazbin Hotel" alongside Angel and "Sir" Pentious. Recovering from psychosis is hard, but realising you might not be a great person and maybe need to change a bit? Perhaps even harder. At least his therapist is hot. Human AU.
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- Part 1 of Psychosis AU
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10 Jan 2026
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Accidental Bodyguard for Hire by mangotangerine
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
09 Nov 2025
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A comedy of errors incited by Blitzø’s atrocious cartography skills results in Vox hiring Moxxie as his new bodyguard, IMP’s discovery of Hazbin Hotel, and Blitz wreaking havoc on Pentagram City and the hotel residents alike.
Tag along with Moxxie, Vox, and friends (or enemies) as they indulge in hijinks and shenanigans, all the while a mystery unfolds. Not everything is as meets the eye, not everyone is who they say they are, and some people would rather not have their secrets discovered.
Enjoy a plot wrapped up in comedy, action, suspense, Vox being a complete embarrassment, and feel-good fluff.
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- Part 1 of Helluva Hotel
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Bookmarked by arialice
05 Jan 2026
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Coming to the conclusion that Valentino might have been drugging him with his venom for the past twelve years, Vox flees to the Hazbin Hotel to collect his thoughts. An injured Alastor is less-than-pleased to see him, but Vox begins remembering fragments of a past he didn't realise he'd forgotten and he's shocked to learn that he once had a very close relationship with his enemy.
The memories come to him faster and faster and soon, Vox realises just how much Valentino stole from him. Alastor isn't as carefully composed as he makes out and things quickly get complicated when past feelings resurface.
And then there's that whole mess with the chain around Alastor's neck. It turns out that the Radio Demon isn't as cold-hearted as everyone thinks, especially when it comes to a certain Television Demon.
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Bookmarked by arialice
05 Jan 2026