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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Before you say anything, I'm sorry for callin', and you were right.

    Or: Techno is a member of the Syndicate, and Phil cut contact with him years ago because of that. When things go wrong, Techno calls the only person he can think of

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    25 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    Sleepy Bois Inc are given a well deserved break, and go on hiatus. Phil, Wilbur and Tommy celebrate by hanging out with their own personal friends and doing things they weren't able to when they were busy, like visiting family.

    But Techno struggles with getting used to the freetime, and misses the stage- making him terribly sad! Too bad Tommy makes it stop by like day 5.

    Or,

    Missing bedrock bros hour

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    30 Nov 2025

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  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Wilbur had been crystal clear when he said a few weeks ago, “If you ever, ever, feel the need to cut yourself again, you come to me.”

    “Yeah, sure,” Techno replied with the most casual affect he could muster, given that his heart was beating so hard in his chest, he could've used its rhythm to successfully march an army into battle.

    ...

    Or:

    Technoblade feels the urge to self-harm. He doesn't. He hangs with Wilbur instead.

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    30 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    No one ever promised Technoblade safety before.

    Plenty of people have offered him plenty of things, but they were always presented as deals. Techno gives himself to them in exchange for something: renown, his life, an escape route off a dying planet. It all seems the same after enough time, and this latest server is no different. The revolution that was supposed to come of it never did.

    Techno is tired and done with it all. Frankly, he doesn't even care if there's an age minimum for retiring. If he wants safety, he obviously has to make it for himself.

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    Techno has seen too much, and done far more, in his very short life. When he lands on Hermitcraft by accident, he swears it'll be nothing more than a bump on his road away from people and the trouble they bring.

    But the Hermits may just have something more to offer him, something no one else ever could...

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    03 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    Returning to their parents' home for the first time in a decade, Techno is forced to face too many of the bad memories and broken relationships that he has been trying to ignore all this time. Things like all the reasons they left their parents' house to begin with. And how his twin brother, who he hasn't seen in years, still seems to hate him. The thought of it all is enough to leave him close to meltingdown, let alone actually getting on the plane to go there.

    Luckily for him, the plane never gets home.

    Unluckily, everything that follows.

    Technoblade's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad plane crash survival experience.

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    27 Oct 2025