avolitionist
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- Homestuck (1)
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aita for cheating on my wife in the next room over even though it's literally just on my phone? by avolitionist
Fandoms: Homestuck
01 Jun 2026
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picture this: we r in candy epilogues. john is supposed to be getting it on with roxy but he is having an anxiety attack and cant get it up. terezi vaguely helps him out. end of summary
CHAPTER 2 IS JUST AN SR ACCESSIBLE VERSION THIS IS A ONESHOT!!!!!!! OK bye
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“I think I’ll go to the audition, just to… Check things out.” So Jake’s made his mind up, then. You can’t help but wonder why he called, maybe he needed to rationalize this and you just made things a thousand times worse. You swallow and breathe in a square to calm down, which never works for you.
“Yeah, uh, okay. Cool. Good luck, man.” Smooth, Strider. Jake won’t suspect a thing, you really are amazing.
Nepo baby Dirk Strider is trying to date the love of his life as Jake deals with his dream for being an actor not being quite as good as he expected. Dirk's dad adds fuel to the fire.
Finished!
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- Part 1 of Significant Other
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"4.13: Any unaffiliated individuals harmed in the process of making The Deliveries will be transported to the North Pole for medical attention, whereupon they will not be released until deemed in good health by a medical professional."
Or, Santa Jake runs over Dirk with his sleigh, then takes him back to the North Pole. (For treatment. Really. The fact that Jake is insanely horny for the guy is completely unrelated.) Deeply unserious Christmas sex shenanigans ensue.
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There's no happy ending for people like us. We exist to be misery lit.
(Part of the DirkJake Big Bang 2021, with artwork by @mayceart)
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One of very few things that Dirk and Jake have in common is their distaste for long girl stories.
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if i leave my grin behind remind me (that we're all mad here) (and it's okay) by the_ragnarok
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Oct 2024
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Jake's life has gone very much downhill recently. He is dealing with it... badly. His ex's friend comes to check up on him.
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- Part 1 of autistic burnout