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    Ilya hums, playing the card he's been considering for this entire conversation. “We could make more interesting, yes? A bet.”

    “A bet,” Shane repeats, eyes flashing. “Like what?”

    The reporter cuts in. “What about wearing the other player’s jersey?”

    They both turn to her, and Shane says, “Like, the loser wears the winner’s jersey?”

    “Maybe at the next game in a couple of months?”

    “Is a good idea,” Ilya muses, nudging Shane’s elbow. “You will look better in my jersey than in Montreal jersey.”

    Shane makes a low noise, his eyes holding a bit of a spark when he looks back to Ilya. It’s what Ilya was hoping for—the tiniest crack in the mask. He can see a hint of exasperated affection around the corners of Shane’s eyes, a little bit of fire burning just beneath the surface. It sends a thrill down Ilya’s spine, and he wonders if Shane will be snarky when Ilya gets him naked tonight.

    “That’s not happening,” Shane replies, shaking his head. “Because you’re not winning.”

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    Ilya should have known better.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Being a beta has always meant safety for Shane Hollander. No expectations, no instincts, no distractions from hockey.

    Unfortunately, he meets Ilya Rozanov.

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    23 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    Geonhak had never really understood the fuss about sex. It did the job of sating an urge, but romance stories or erotica had always felt fantastical and exaggerated. Sex was fine. Solidly just fine. At best, it was about as satisfying as jerking off with the added complication of another person thrown into the mix. That had been his firm opinion until he started having it with alphas.

    Until Seoho.

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    Two mob heirs go to a bathhouse; Geonhak discovers new depths of yearning.

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    21 Mar 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    “You could fuck me.”

    He watched Geonhak’s nostrils flare, scenting the air around them. Brows furrowed as if he believed he was missing something, like he was certain Seoho was making fun of him.

    “...But you’re an alpha?” It was a question though it had no need to be.

    Seoho pretended, as he often did, that he had no idea what someone else’s issue with him was.

    “What’s the problem? I stand to lose as much as you do if I go running my mouth, so I’m also the safest option.”

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    The two alpha sons of sometimes-rival mob bosses walk into a kink club, then fuck in the bathroom.

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    21 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    Jihoon is steady, unwavering, and sometimes you have to put yourself on a collision course in order to draw his attention. Sometimes you have to slowly take ground, prodding forward, poking with unfettered sincerity until he can't stop thinking about putting you in your place; until Soonyoung walks into Jihoon's studio and gets shoved up against the wall before he can say hello.

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    Soonyoung gets facefucked in the studio, much to his delight.

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    21 Mar 2025