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Nori had never before noticed a single tattoo on Dwalin’s back.
But he’d never before seen Dwalin naked in the moonlight.
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Hypocrisy And Other Moral Failings by Cupcake_Princess for Melibe
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
18 Feb 2026
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“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
And there he was.
Standing in the entrance to the alleyway, the soft light of the various buildings on the main thoroughfare silhouetting him like some sort of avenging hero in the night, was Dwalin, Son of Fundin.
He was furious.Or: Nori's Very Sensible, Not At All Immoral Plan To Ask Dwalin, Son Of Fundin, To Court.
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- Part 1 of Virtuous Indecencies
- Part 6 of Smut Oneshots
Bookmarked by badgerandk
18 Feb 2026
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Holy Shit Everything one could ever wish for in a smut fic.
Dwalin/Nori
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Unraveled but Close-Knit by Melibe
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
15 Feb 2026
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Dori felt as if he’d been carrying around a picture of a much younger Ori for years, and whenever he’d looked at Ori, he’d seen the picture. Now it had shattered.
Raising two younger brothers was never easy. Accepting that they’re both old enough to make their own choices is just as difficult. But when Ori decides to follow his lover on a mad quest, and Nori suggests that he and Dori tag along, Dori discovers there's something to be said for adventuring together as a grown family.
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Touch Me Like A Bullet by Cupcake_Princess for Lampmoss, skatesfullofsunshine, Youbetyourbuttons
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
03 Feb 2026
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Fíli Durin is trying his hardest to honour his chronically stressed uncle's sacrifices and take some of the weight of managing Orc Pit from his hands. It’s going rather smoothly - until a lumpy-jumper-wearing stranger carrying an electric piano heavier than himself falls on top of him, and- oh no, is that the pianist of PEN/KNIFE?!
As the club’s popularity swells, a fresh face joins the security team. Dwalin isn’t entirely sure about this skinny redhead – who apparently has a more impressive CV than him – but one thing is certain; the more Nori Staedtler calls him ‘wanker’, the harder it is to stay away.
Thorin Durin needs a holiday. He needs something, anything that isn’t managing Orc Pit’s new popularity. When an irritated bookstore owner complains about noise levels again, he finds himself standing outside the club at two in the morning with a decibel meter and a silently seething Bilbo Baggins… who looks surprisingly good in his leather jacket.
Dís Durin is burning out. But when Lobelia Bracegirdle begs her to act as her girlfriend for a family function, could it lead to something more?
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Nori has begun sparring with Bofur when the two of them have time. Dwalin enjoys watching them and is always happy to root his husband on. That is, until, Bofur gets a bit too close for Dwalin's comfort.
Or Dwalin gets jealous of Bofur when he pins his husband to the ground, and Nori has to remind him that he's his.
Bookmarked by badgerandk
28 Jan 2026
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Jealous Dwalin from Dwalin perspective with followup from Nori perspective.
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The Year of the Sweater by Melibe
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
16 Dec 2025
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How to survive a Durin family holiday dinner: Remember that brandy doesn’t burn hot, so you can reach into the flames. If you go outside for a smoke, brace yourself to witness some unexpected intimacy. And don’t give the baby eggnog.
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- Part 1 of Durin Holiday Shenanigans
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Bookmarked by badgerandk
17 Dec 2025
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Dwalin came with his brother anyway, though he spent the beginning of the party looming and glowering in a corner. Balin chatted with Dori and Dis and all three of them ignored Dwalin. Nori seemed to ignore him, too, until sometime after dinner and a lot of eggnog.
That’s when Frerin noticed that both Dwalin and Nori were missing. He made a crude joke that Grandfather scolded him for, but it turned out to be entirely on the nose when Bilbo and Thorin came in from an aborted smoke break—Thorin looking traumatized, and Bilbo smothering laughter in his husband’s coat.
To everyone’s surprise, not least Dwalin’s and Nori’s, their hate-fucking turned into a real relationship. And the rest of the family developed a habit of shouting “Enjoy the peep show!” to anyone who went into the yard, even if Dwalin and Nori were both inside.
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Maikdiz - Be gold plated (singular)
“Bilbo led you to your death!”
Smaug hummed as he lowered his head to really look at Thorin. “I am death.”
“And you came willingly,” Thorin muttered.
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The company manages to cover Smaug in gold. They bind him with spells and trap him.
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The dwarrow race isn't meant to die out just yet. They recieve help from some unlikely people with forgotten stories.
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Bookmarked by badgerandk
24 Sep 2025
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Thorin's Company come to visit their King in exile in the Shire. Dwalin meets an unlikely match. Dwalin and the little winemaker
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The Dam's Prayer by Cuptivate
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
28 Dec 2018
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The great Kingdom Under the Mountain has been reclaimed and King Thorin's rule has brought peace and prosperity to the region once more.
The mountain is bustling with dwarrow that have come from all over Arda to make it their home and work their craft and do their trade as they have yearned to be doing for over a century.
But who does all the cleaning? Who does all the washing?
This story explores the life of dwarrow that have not learned a craft and find life rather hard, even in the glory of Erebor.
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The rating has been changed to 'Explicit' for Chapters 11 and 12. A summary of those two chapters is offered at the beginning of Chapter 13 for anyone who wishes to skip them.Bookmarked by badgerandk
22 Sep 2025
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Almost Dwalin/reader just really good. I wish that it had one more chapter of just fluff but I always wish that with good stories and it is good and complete as is.
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The Time for Home by Drenagon
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
06 Dec 2019
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Bilbo Baggins doesn't fit in in the Shire. He's not a normal hobbit. That doesn't bother him.
Having his warnings ignored? Trying to help those who will not help themselves?
That bothers him.
Updated 6/12/19 with post-Epilogue 'one-shot' chapter.
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Bookmarked by badgerandk
09 Sep 2025
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What if Bilbo knew how to fight and no one wanted to take back Erabor
Also good side Dwalin/nori
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“It sounds to me, Thorin son of Thrain, like you need a burglar.” Gandalf suppressed the grin that threatened to overtake his face.
“I suppose you have one you’d like to recommend.” The King raised a brow.
“There is one who has done a great many tasks for me over the years.” Gandalf thought of how best to introduce her. “A Hobbit. One with much experience with these kinds of tasks.”
The King hummed confirmation.
Now Gandalf just had to go find the blasted girl.
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Faced with dwarven law, Belladonna finds herself agreeing to a different kind of contract to join to quest for Erebor.
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- Part 3 of Unrelated Hobbit Fics
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- 16,835
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Bookmarked by badgerandk
28 Aug 2025
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Fabulous what if BIlbo was Bella and had hiding magic
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From Hobbiton With Love by Dimity Blue (Arnie)
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
19 May 2020
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The Battle of the Five Armies is over with everyone surviving. Back in the Shire, a lonely Bilbo turns to writing novels about "Noti the Spymaster". They're surprisingly popular, especially in Erebor.
Bookmarked by badgerandk
27 Aug 2025
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Delightful what if Bilbo thought he was still banished and wrote about his friends while in the Shire.
Also fix it fic
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Bookmarked by badgerandk
15 Aug 2025
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Slave!Nori and Dwalin breaks him out by becoming a slave himself
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Dwalin lives on his own, in a different settlement from where his family is. He remembers the days of hunger and struggle, so he never stops working hard to give all he has to his kin, doing anything to keep this from happening again, not caring for what will become of him.
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Everyone has thought Bilbo and Thorin have been together for years now. They're not. They're just friends, close friends yes, but it's never been anything more. But no one believes them. This is even more aggravating due to the fact they each are in love with someone else, who won't even consider getting between them. It's time for drastic measures.
Bookmarked by badgerandk
12 Aug 2025
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Hilarious fun time. Dwalin is the best wing man ever.
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Our Songs Live Longer Than Our Kingdoms by Cuptivate
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
01 Aug 2022
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Even dwarflings know how it goes: Mahal created the Seven Fathers, and when they woke, they did so alone. It is not known when the first dwarrowdams appeared, and how they came to be, but it is a well-accepted fact that all dams have been gifted with the power to recognize their One as soon as they set eyes on him. To find the mate Mahal has crafted to share a soul with is considered the ultimate goal of every dwarrowdam’s life, and to claim him for husband the crowning moment. To refuse such a bond, a True Bond, is considered the height of dishonour.
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Thorin has reclaimed Erebor and is suddenly confronted with recently forged items that bear his father’s maker’s mark. But his father is believed dead ever since he disappeared at the edge of Mirkwood over a hundred years ago ...- Language:
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Bookmarked by badgerandk
07 Apr 2025
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Most of the / should be &s but it is soooooooooo good
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The money he'd stolen from Hydra has almost run out when he finds a black piece of card stock with blocky capital letters stapled to a telephone pole:
FUNNEL NO. 9
DO YOU HAVE KNIFE SKILLS?
WE NEED YOU
And then below, there's a phone number.
Knife skills? I have knife skills, he thinks. That part is pretty self-explanatory, though he has no idea what Funnel No. 9 could mean. He doesn't really want to get back into the hitman business, but needs must, and Bucky Barnes is a practical man.
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Of Quixotic Hobbits and Their Outlandish Tendencies by Prince_Ofluff
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Sep 2018
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Bookmarked by badgerandk
01 Apr 2025
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After suffering the loss of his parents young Bilbo is quite unsure what will become of him. Thanks to a letter his mother wrote he comes to be in the care of Lord Fundin who is the Steward of the Blue Mountains. Lord Fundin's sons Balin and Dwalin welcome the lost hobbit as a brother. Through them Bilbo is brought up as a dwarf and learns all about their intricate culture. When a dragon attacks Erebor Bilbo fears for the fate of his brothers and hurries to the Lonely Mountain. He learns that they are well and that the young Prince Thorin managed to rally support and defeat the dragon. Unfortunately while he is there Bilbo catches the eyes of several notable dwarves (much to the worry of his brothers) and yet seems entirely unaware of it (cause for further concern). As events pass Bilbo starts to wonder just how much Took he has in his blood, certainly no proper Baggins would have these problems.
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Unbidden, an image of the green hills and farms of the Shire alight with flame came to her mind. The hobbits would have no chance against such a disaster, and any who survived would likely never recover. She couldn’t imagine the strength and sheer stubbornness required to survive the devastation of a dragon’s attack and subsequent exile. And to want to go back! To face the beast that stole so much, destroyed so much, for just the chance to restore what was lost…
“I’ll go.” She declared as the song faded.
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Bookmarked by badgerandk
31 Mar 2025
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What if? Bilbo was a writers name for a female baggins