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    Jon, 29

    Looking for a date to a wedding. I'm not kidding. Must pretend to be my girlfriend. Some PDA required (holding hands, etc), but feel free to punch me in the face if you're ever uncomfortable. Or just tell me and I'll stop.

    **Warnings**
    -the bride is my ex and the groom is my half brother
    -I am desperate not to show up alone to my ex's wedding
    -my dad is a dick and he WILL try to hit on you
    -I'm terrible in large groups, extrovert with good social skills preferred
    -this will be a full weekend and it's unclear if I can get a room with two beds this last minute
    -I will buy you a new dress for the occasion. You actually won't have to pay for anything, though now that I type this it sounds like I'm looking for an escort and I think that's illegal?

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    27 Jan 2026

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    “Put your arm around my neck,” he said, and Annabeth frowned, confused, but did as he said, and a moment later, she was lifted in the air, one of his arms in the crook of her knees and the other behind her back.

    “Percy!” she gasped, tightening her grip on him. “What are you doing?”

    “I can tell that your shoes are making your feet hurt,” he shrugged. “I can carry you so why wouldn’t I?” Annabeth felt her skin heat up, and she leaned in to kiss his cheek, leaving behind a slight stain of her lip gloss. She didn’t think he’d mind.

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    Annabeth deserves Princess treatment and Percy is going to give it to her.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    It's inconvenient that he's stuck breaking into the botany lab, but then he thinks, who am I if I can't even steal a little bouquet of flowers from a University lab? It's not like it's Hellgate. The loot doesn't even fight back.

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    Kaz can do everything all by himself. Until he can't.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    Riddle stepped forward, and caught her shoulder. To any outsider, it would have looked friendly.

    Intimate.

    The warmth from his palm bleeding into her skin chilled her blood.

    “Miss Granger,” he said, concern written into his brow, whisper quiet. “That’s a very curious statement. As Head Boy, I would be duty-bound to report any suspicions of the Dark Arts.”

    He stepped closer still, to murmur directly into her ear. “Please - be very careful throwing around accusations like that.”

    His warm breath ghosted over the shell of her ear. Hermione suppressed a shiver.

    Every sense in her body was screaming danger.

    ----

    Hermione rarely failed. She even had a simple plan:

    1. Leave the world a better place

    2. Get back to her war, intact

    3. Avoid attracting the ire of the nascent Lord Voldemort

    (Hermione failed)

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    14 Jan 2026

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    “You need an orgasm.”

    That was absolutely the last thing she’d thought Draco Malfoy would ever say to her. Did he even consider her a sexual creature? How interesting. But regardless, his advice was useless because orgasms weren’t something she had ready access to.

    “Excellent advice.” She turned a corner suddenly and quickly trotted up the steps. He barely faltered, keeping up with her seamlessly, uncowed by her unwelcoming tone.

    “That sounded sarcastic.”

    “Ten points to Slytherin,” she said, even more sarcastically, and then winced when she remembered that, as Head Girl, she actually had the authority to grant them and would probably see an additional ten emeralds in their vessel at dinner.

    Bugger.

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    Or where Hermione has never had an orgasm and Draco cannot abide.

    (This has turned into a full-on sexploration with romance as the plot, and is my ode to sex, good communication, and all my favorite tropes)

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    12 Jan 2026