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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    “You are very, um…. pink,” Bernie said, a little nervous all of a sudden. He had a hungry look in his eyes that she knew would only be satiated by one thing.

    “And you have been an absolute menace all day, Bernadetta.”

    She just smiled. “I have no idea what you mean!”

    He lunged for her bag, and pulled out the doll, which was looking a little scruffy now. The seam between its legs was wearing away, and Bernie had been avoiding sewing it up for fear of causing Hubert severe pain. The non-fun kind.

    He held it up in the air triumphantly. “Now you cannot torture me any longer.”

    “You underestimate me,” Bernadetta said mischievously. “Climb on the bed, please. Your torture is only just beginning!”

    “Hm. And if I refuse?”

    “Then- then you'll be in big trouble, sweetie.”

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    19 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    Ferdinand was very wrong about the dolls. Very wrong! Bernadetta had never, ever made dolls of anyone she knew and certainly didn't do anything creepy with them! But now that she started to think about it a bit more she realized it actually wasn't such a bad idea as all that.

     

    She really didn't have any enemies, per se. No one she really hated. Some people she avoided because they made her nervous, but that was not exactly unusual for her. Every one of her friends had their good points. All except one, who she knew almost nothing about because he terrified her so much she never even bothered to get to know him.

     

    Maybe making a doll of him would help. 

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    19 Jul 2025

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    Ferdinand Von Aegir did not spend too much time at the opera or reading novels as a child. If his thoughts now ever wander to being tied up by a strikingly handsome adversary (which they do not), it is only because he needs to be prepared with a good strategy, should that ever come to pass. Also, avoiding Hubert is much more difficult at Garreg Mach than it had been in Enbarr.

    Hubert prides himself on his powers of intimidation and detection, and Ferdinand is obviously hiding something. It is Hubert's duty to his future Emperor to put a stop to it.

    OR: Ferdinand thinks they're in a gothic novel and Hubert thinks they're in a spy thriller. They're both wrong. It's a romantic comedy.

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    24 Jan 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 56

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    What do you do when the woman you find yourself infatuated with is completely unable to look at your face? A post war Hubert and Bernadetta romantic comedy, with plenty of drama (past and present).

    [Also happening in the background, the planning of a truly epic Imperial Wedding between Edelgard and Claude, and the wedding of Byleth and Dimitri, all as a means to secure peace…]

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    21 Jan 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 61

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    "Come here," she commands, and unfolds like a flower on his bed.

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    Or, Edelgard doesn't want her crush on her Professor to distract her, so she goes to Hubert to find out what all the fuss with sex is about.

    Hubert, as ever, does as she asks.

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    10 Jan 2020