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Inspired by the following prompt:
"Who wouldn’t be angry? You faked your death for 3 years and ate all my cereal."In which Technoblade finds his long-lost brother in the basement doing... basement things
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“Um, hey, you angry?”
Words wouldn’t form in Techno's mouth. Was he angry? Was that the feeling of finding a long-lost brother wasting away below his feet, knowing that maybe he wouldn’t have had to grieve if Tommy had just knocked on his door?
Teeth sunk into the soft flesh above the gloves, and Techno jolted, tightening his grip on Tommy’s wrist instinctively. He looked down.
Tommy looked back up, gnawing away through his shirt sleeve. Blood started to seep through the fabric, and he grinned, no doubt enthused at the idea of Techno losing his major arteries.
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The Price We Pay by Brain Beetle (beetle774)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
06 Feb 2022
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Philza smiled as his divinity fragmented and dissolved, an ebbtide pouring into Technoblade, filling him with more life than any mortal could dream of. The immortality raged in him for a long breath, deciding whether to tear itself from the new flesh, beating him from the inside out like a drum of distilled strength. Then, like a sea storm settling into itself, the power hooked in his bones, and Technoblade fell to his knees.
“Rise, God of Death. From blood you are reborn, and so blood is your domain. Your birthrights are these: the violent ends, the unjust deaths, and all lives cut short to fist, blade, flame, and war.” Philza extended his hand.
Techno took it, his legs newly born and uncertain, though pure power would flow through his veins for centuries to come.
The words came to him unbidden, the ancient ritual complete. “I accept this title and domain. I rise, the God of Death in Blood; I rise to immortality.”
An earthquake of voices split his mind.
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A Greek Mythology AU in which Technoblade goes from undying mortal to undying god, but immortality doesn’t mirror invincibility.
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Humans are the intergalactic boogeyman. With their poison-drinking, hysterical strength, obscene bone density, and ability to ignore pain, it's not hard to see why. Of course, that also makes them the ideal captives for fighting rings.
Virgil is one of these. Of course, he'd never fight willingly, but the immense desire to not die tends to loosen one's morals. Murderous non-sapient alien predators don't really give him a choice, after all. However, he has more than enough morals to put his foot down when a very much sapient and harmless opponent is thrown into his ring.
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The Ground We Walk On. by GarnetJPH
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga), 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Anime)
22 Jan 2026
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“Iruma,” Kalego said firmly as he grabbed the boy’s wrist to stop him from running any further, “I need you to answer me truthfully. You’re not in any trouble, so take a deep breath,” His voice was uncharacteristically gentle as he slowly guided Iruma back to the couch. Once Iruma was sat, Kalego crouched down and gently held his hands, “Iruma,” He said quietly, “Who grounded you?”
The teenager blinked in surprise at Kalego’s words. Grounded? He looked around at all the other teachers, expecting them all to be staring at him like he was a buffet waiting to be eaten. Instead, they all stared back at him with pity and horror written all over his face. He slowly turned his attention back to Kalego, who was patiently waiting for an answer.
“Excuse me,” Iruma whispered, his heart still hammering in his chest, “W-what…What is grounding?” He asked.
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What if Iruma is removed from Sullivan's custody and put in the care of his grumpy homeroom teacher and the teacher who supposedly experiments on students? How will Iruma continue to hide the fact that he's human while also making his teachers understand he wasn't tortured?
[AKA: Grounding fic make brain go brrrrrrrr]
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18 May 2024
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The Guard Puppy of Babyls: Prelude by sasan00
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga), 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Anime)
26 Dec 2025
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Kalego hated troublesome things. That's why, when he's somehow summoned by two human buffoons to sell their son in exchange for money, he decided he would simply get rid of them. Yes, this decision did not at all change when said son walked in, horrified as his supposed parents eagerly tried to pawn him off. He was going to crush them all, find a way back to the Demon World on his own and—
"You said you wanted money, correct?" Curses.
A story in which, Kalego obtains a puppy.
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- Part 1 of Guard Puppy
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08 May 2024
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a soft place to fall by allieae
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Feb 2025
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“I was a vigilante before I was Bloodlust, y’know,” he starts carefully, watching Tommy nod even quicker. “I know how it can be.”
Revered by those protected by you; reviled by those in fear of you, sing the voices. They worshipped you like a god and when the time came, they crucified you like one.
“What I’m sayin’ is, if you happen to get yourself into more trouble than you can handle, I would probably not kick you out if you came knockin’ on my window again.”
Tommy’s eyes are saucers: two spiral galaxies brimming with infinite wonder and light.
“For real?” he asks, as suspicious as he is breathless with wonder.
“For real,” Techno echoes dryly back, grinning faintly as he stands. “I’ll come up with a way for you to return the favor.”
~ or, the only thing worse than having to patch up the vigilante that crash-landed through your window at three AM is getting attached to him.
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11 Jan 2024
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Live and Let Die by allieae
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
23 Jul 2023
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The first time Tommy dies, he’s seventeen, and they tell him he’s a hero when the Angel’s bladed feather sinks into his chest.
If Tommy could go back in time and tell himself one thing as blood ran rivers down his chest, it wouldn’t be comforting.
“Get used to it,” he’d say, as cold as the blade that had done this to him. “This is all you are now.”
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as the heroes' phoenix, tommy only has one job: to die, and die, and die for them. but death hurts, and the more he dies, the less of him comes back.and the only people to notice? the very same villains Tommy is tasked to hunt down.
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26 Dec 2023
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Fallacy of Principle by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP, DreamSMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Jun 2022
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Tommy's new career choice was a bit dangerous, but he was able to stay hidden from most of the world simply healing criminals and vigilantes in his free time.
He never planned to jump into the deep end and end up healing one of the most wanted supervillains in the country, but hey, what else was he supposed to do? Just leave the villain to die?
Well... That one decision might've been one of the worst - or the best - decisions in his life.
At least now he might get more support for his plans.
After all, the Syndicate members are all anarchists, aren't they?(Rewrite of Decisions decisions and all of them wrong)
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21 Dec 2023