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“You’re an idiot,” Lucius declares.
He says it with so much force that Izzy nearly takes a step back. “What?”
“An absolute cretin.”
“What, just because I don’t know the names of all your boyfriends?”
“It’s you, you fuckwit!” Lucius snaps.OR:
Izzy learns the hard way that just because you experience something, it doesn't mean that you understand it.Series
- Part 6 of ripples never come back
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I am what I am, a family man by bananatole, bitchlesss, trashytank
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Mar 2023
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It’s with great dismay that Izzy Hands’ day begins at 6.30 sharp when that infernal fucking song bleeds through his bedroom wall again.
He could say he finds no comfort in waking up at the same time with the same song every day, but he would be lying. Sure, if the time was not at the crack of fucking dawn, he’d be a bit more into it. Maybe Dawn would be too.OR:
one morning in the busy lives of izzy hands and roach mcroach.Series
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to heal the wounds from lovers past, until a new one comes along by bitchlesss
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Jan 2023
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But Edward isn’t here, and the past feels somehow lighter on his shoulders, so he makes the bold decision to raise his gaze and finally look Lucius in the eye. He sees his reflection in the tears gathered there.
“Guess I did.”
“He must have known.” Lucius sounds like he’s trying to convince himself. Izzy doesn’t blame him for wanting a happier ending.
“Yeah. It wasn’t enough.”OR
Lucius is sweet to Izzy and Izzy, dumb of ass, thinks it means the exact opposite. In an attempt to cope, he ends up talking about his past to Lucius. Feelings ensue.
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- Part 5 of ripples never come back
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i just want you to do me no good, and you look like you could by bitchlesss
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Dec 2022
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“The fuck are you looking at, Spriggs.”
“Enjoy your afternoon.”
“Sit on it and spin.”
“See you tonight.”
“I hate you.”OR:
The Thing that isn't a Thing has been going on for a while. Lucius gets his revenge. Back at Izzy's house, things get a little bit too domestic. Not that he minds.Series
- Part 4 of ripples never come back
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“So beautiful.” Slips out of Izzy’s lips, too late to catch it and put it back in his brain where it should have stayed, a whisper of a thought buried under layers and layers of bullshit, but he thinks Lucius hears it because his mouth curls up imperceptibly before opening on another groan, and Izzy’s an old man, long past the time for grand sexual exploits, but he thinks he could come again like this, just by listening to the noises Lucius is making.
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Lucius is sweet to Izzy. Izzy doesn't know what the fuck to do with it.
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- Part 3 of ripples never come back
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Lounge Singer AU by AnarchyAndOldLace, bananatole, Beatle411, bitchlesss, bongbingbong, Despising_Tories, HopelessScribe, PatrikeAgurnecj, persphones, Surprisefoliage, Sweven, tedliwaith (Medliwaith), TheAmberRose42, unclearatypicality
Fandom Betty Boop (Short Films), Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Nov 2025
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Roach is a lounge singer. Izzy plays piano. They co-own a cabaret. That's the AU.
There might be plot holes between fics, but we are playing in the same (multi)verse. Series is listed in chronological order.To get a Lounge AU zine click here
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Just a series of hookups and how they change the relationship between Izzy and Lucius. I think.
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- 53,898
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but time makes you bolder, even children get older and I'm getting older too by bananatole, bitchlesss, trashytank
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Mar 2023
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It takes Wilson an embarrassingly long time to figure out why House keeps picking fights while he's cooking.
Bookmarked by bitchlesss
24 Apr 2025
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He presses a hand to his chest, taking the moment to revel in the novel sensation of a normal, steady heartbeat. The slight pressure hurts, but it’s a different kind of hurt. He wonders, idly, if this is what healing pain feels like: closer to the surface than before, and more localized.
Bookmarked by bitchlesss
14 Jan 2023