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a close-up image of someone with black hair and a dark blue ruffle around his neck, wearing a rabbit mask. the mask has black eyes, circular eyebrows, and orange blue on the cheeks.



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    my take on a reverse robins au. fics may be posted out of order since i’m just writing them as i feel like it, but will be reordered as i post them so they’re chronological.

    i recommend reading all of them to get the full story! there’ll be references to the fics before them chronologically and those may not make sense if you haven’t read them orz

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    In which the Master doesn’t die after LOTL and now has to learn how to deal with the consequences.

    Side effects of avoided death may include: increased sympathy, less shits given about gender roles, having some metaphorical earmuffs put on, and regaining an old friend. Please seek advice from your Doctor if any adverse effects occur.

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    Apparently I was the person to invent this fan sweet voice, so here’s the fic that originated it and its sequel

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    The man starts to cock the hammer of gun, and Alex squeezes his eyes shut, his lower lip trembling almost imperceptibly.

    “Stop!” Henry shouts, his voice cracking. “I’ll give you whatever you want, I’ll do anything…just please, don’t hurt him.”

    Alex’s eyes fly open, shooting Henry the same incredulous look that he gave him in the hallway, and Henry knows he’s shown too much of his hand, revealed a part of himself that he’d sworn he would take to his grave, but he’s too full of fear and desperation to feel self-conscious about it now. He can deal with the consequences when they get out of this.

    If they get out of this.

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    What if the moment in the hospital wasn’t a false alarm and the publicity surrounding the forced bromance between Alex and Henry had the adverse effect of them being kidnapped together?

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    24 Mar 2026

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    “The queen wants to show that the Prince and the First Son are still deeply in love and committed to their countries.” Ellen swallows. “They want you to go on a tour of the Commonwealth together, to get the public to see those emails not as a sex scandal, but an invasion of privacy of a wholesome, loving relationship.”

    “It was an invasion of privacy,” Alex says. He swallows. “Did they say what would happen if we say no?”

    Ellen’s lips pinch tightly at the corners. “Then they will issue a full denial and Henry will tour the commonwealth himself.”

    Alex doesn't hesitate. “Tell them we’ll do it. I’m not gonna let him do this alone."

    It would kill him. Henry hates this shit. The public parading, the judgment. Having to do all of that, and deny who he is? Alex at least wants to be there, to hold his hand through it. Even if it's just as a friend.

    It might kill Alex to pretend, but that’s a small price to pay to ensure Henry—his beautiful, vibrant, funny-as-hell, brilliant ex-not-quite-boyfriend—isn’t killed instead.

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    or, the alex-never-goes-to-kensington-after-the-lake-house, exes-to-fake-dating-to-lovers fic.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    “I’m glad you both see it that way,” Dr. Chen says. Then she closes her notebook and folds her hands on top of it. “I think I’m starting to get a sense of where the issues lie. The good news is that you’re both here, and you’re both willing to work on this relationship. That’s promising. Not all of the couples I see are even at that point.”

    “Sorry, what?” Henry says, voicing Alex’s stuttering thoughts as well.

    (After one too many fights at work, Henry and Alex are assigned mandatory reconciliation therapy by their boss. Except the therapist thinks they're there for couples therapy... and surely, a bet on who will break first makes more sense than actually correcting her, right?)

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    11 Mar 2026

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    He looks Alex up and down, opens his mouth and closes it again. He glances at his equerry, who gives him a slight nod that Alex doesn’t even try to understand. Henry looks back at Alex and juts his chin out just a little. “Are you comfortable with being touched right now?”
    Alex feels himself give Henry a squinty frown as he processes the implications of the question. Surely someone who’s about to kill you wouldn’t ask for permission first. Right? He looks warily at the stuffy security person and Henry’s equerry who are the only people standing still amongst the flurry of movement beyond.
    “Only me,” Henry says, drawing his attention back, “Or you can say no.”
    Alex shrugs.


    In the immediate aftermath of cakegate, Alex’s anxiety takes over and he starts to shut down before they even hit the ground. Henry, who’s been halfway in love with him for years and who aches at seeing him so vulnerable, lets go of his snark and polite indifference to help him clean up and calm down with the kindness and love he deserves.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    That night in Kensington Palace, Henry told Alex to leave. Eleven years later, Alex watches on the news as Henry comes out, and abdicates. A story of what came before, and what comes after.

    It’s been eleven fucking years, and Henry is finally free.

    It’s been eleven fucking years, and Henry is finally out.

    It’s been eleven fucking years, and Alex Claremont-Diaz still hasn’t learned how to be normal about Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor.

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    08 Mar 2026