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OoOOooh I hope the monster in my closet doesn't come out and FUCK me by beemovieerotica
Fandoms: Monsters Inc. (Movies)
31 Oct 2024
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The economy of Monstropolis is in shambles. Nobody's scared of monsters anymore, and there are too many doors lying around leading to some random childless adult's bedroom. If only there were a way to generate loads of energy from the loud noises humans make...AND make horny furries happy...
And so the Fuck Division is born: a department within Monsters Incorporated set to meet the sustainable energy demands of a growing city. But it all has to be kept secret, of course, because touching a human can kill you...right?
[Footnote links should be functional for both chapter-by-chapter and Entire Work view]
[ 4/18/25 The printable version that John Oliver received with new footnotes and lore is available to download at https://monsterinmycloset.tiiny.site/ ]
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17 Nov 2025
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On the cusp of a promotion, Harry needs a little help with his image. Enter Draco Malfoy — who doesn't really do that, Potter — to whip him into shape… and make him feel things he hasn't for a very long time.
Featuring: odd jobs, surprising chemistry, lots of accidental kissing, the Prophet living up to type, owls exhausted by the carrying of dirty letters, a secret no one can talk about, a merry band of Slytherins (none of whom really approve), and an enchanted mirror (who really, really does).
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07 Oct 2025
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Fixation by Tessa Crowley (tessacrowley) for ItsPhantasmagoria
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2024
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Draco Malfoy is the new hire at the DMLE. But more importantly, he can't stop putting things in his mouth and Harry can't stop staring.
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07 Oct 2025
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After a long, bloody war, Draco Malfoy just wants to do something good with his life for a change, and resolves to become a healer. But magical society refuses to make it easy for him, and an increasingly dramatic series of events—all of them instigated by Harry Potter—get him kicked out of med school, force him to live in exile, and threaten to destroy the new life he’s trying so desperately to build.
But Harry isn’t instigating anything—at least not on purpose. He’s just trying to work up the nerve to ask him out. His efforts don’t appear to be going great.
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07 Oct 2025
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Draco thought he could avoid Potter for the duration of his brief return to England. He’d stick to his schedule and be back home in Paris, where he belonged, in a few short months. No trouble at all. He had plenty to occupy him, what with the opening of the London branch of his successful apothecary, his innovative research, drinks with Pansy, a backlog of unread potions periodicals.
Except Head Auror Potter is everywhere — in Draco's chair, at his door, in his dreams. All six feet of motorbike-riding, combat-boot-wearing, sex-hair-sporting Saviour of the World packed into one unfairly fetching uniform. Potter won’t leave Draco the bloody hell alone, won’t let him breathe, let him forget, let him sleep.
Because no matter how fast Draco Malfoy runs, Harry Potter is always hot on his heels.
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07 Oct 2025