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    “Crowley is no longer affiliated with you.” The angel manages to sound indignant, of all things. “I—that is, he even got it in writing. Signed by three of Hell’s kings. It’s all very official.”

    “Well, we’re not here in any official capacity,” Hastur says. “It’s more of a personal visit. Friendly chat, that sort of thing.”

    If he was indignant before, Aziraphale is outright angry now. “You’re not his friends. You hurt him.”

    “Of course we did,” Ligur says, as if the angel is particularly slow. And he might well be, if he needs this much spelled out. “We’re demons.

    “You tortured him,” Aziraphale presses, unrelenting. 

    “It’s Hell,” Hastur says impatiently. “It’s ninety-nine-percent torture on a slow day.”

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    19 Jun 2020

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    Based on this prompt from the kinkmeme:

    The whole Bastille encounter was entirely orchestrated by Aziraphale.

    He can't pursue Crowley romantically due to them being on different sides; but being taken by force by a demon while unable to perform miracles is the perfect excuse for them both. He even refuses to directly inform Crowley beforehand to maximise the chances of it being natural enough for Hell.

    Except Crowley doesn't have a mean bone in his body, and Aziraphale really needs to sell what a defenceless, stupid, horny little tart he is.

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    12 Jun 2020

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    Aziraphale has gotten himself into a spot of trouble with a cursed book. He's very insistent that Crowley stay away from the bookshop, that he not try and help him. But Crowley has never been very good at doing what he's told. Especially not when Aziraphale is in trouble.

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    11 Jun 2020

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    The last thing Crowley remembered, it was February of 1481, and he was getting spectacularly drunk in the one tavern in Seville which had yet to throw him out. And then, very suddenly, it was July of 2029, and he was in England with an older Aziraphale who kept smiling at him and calling him "my dear".

    This isn't how his life is supposed to go. Something must be wrong here.

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    06 Jun 2020

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    “Look at the state of you,” he said, pasting a frown on his face, “you’re desperate after only a bit of teasing. Heaven forbid anyone looks over and sees you like this, my dear.”

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    02 Jun 2020