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The Eyewitness by boywhatthehell
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
22 Dec 2025
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Yukako's day had started like any other. She had woken up early, had gone to school on time and by the end of the day she returned home.
It should have been a day as any other.
There was a couple arguing outside of her flat. Yukako had planned to walk past them, this wasn't the first time this had happened and she assumed it wouldn't be the last, but she was proven wrong.
There was a flash of a pink humanoid figure which made her freeze in her path.The man her neighbour was yelling at, grabbed her forcefully by her arm and within a split-second and with a loud bang, she was no longer standing there. The only thing left of her was a black patch of ash on the ground and a hand the man was still holding onto. Yukako had flinched at the sound of the sudden explosion. She took a step back, away from the man. But the movement, however small it had been, caught his eye and his head snapped to face her.
Yukako had just witnessed a murder. In broad daylight. And the murderer had seen her.
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A part 4 rewrite in which Yukako knows the identity of the killer from the start. Too bad the killer knows hers too.
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So cold the night by boywhatthehell
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
09 Jun 2025
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Green Dolphin Street Prison housed a legend to some, a supernatural phenomenon to others. At random times during some nights the entire male side of the prison would drastically drop in temperature. Which, for the consistent warmth of the Floridian climate, would raise quite a few eyebrows amongst the inmates.
Some inmates thought it was the cause of a faulty air conditioning unit, even though the maintenance crew never found anything wrong with it. The more spiritually in tune prisoners, or the slightly insane, would insist it was evidence of a ghost residing in the prison halls.
It was not a mystery to everybody however.
Narciso Anasui was very much aware that it wasn't the cause of an air conditioner malfunctioning. And while stands could be seen as ghosts to some, it was not a vengeful spirit that wanted to haunt the last place it had lived in.
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Weather has night terrors which activate his stand in his sleep. Anasui tries out varying different methods to figure out how to deal with them.
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Knock-out by boywhatthehell
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
01 Jun 2025
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"That's good." Anasui mumbled to himself as he wiped away most of the blood on Weather's forehead. "It looks worse than it is."
Their eyes met for a split second, but no matter how fast Weather looked away, he could tell that the other had already looked right through him.
"I'm starting to think you don't do shit in fights because you like it when I take care of you." Anasui said as he leaned back. He picked up a roll of bandages and began unrolling it.
Weather couldn't bring himself to deny that. Anasui had hit the nail right on the head.
-Weather gets attacked and Anasui patches him up afterwards. Sexual tension insues.
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Come home to me by boywhatthehell
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
01 May 2025
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Narciso Anasui didn't know what events in his life had led up to this moment, but he was currently regretting all of them.
"Oh, you're awake." Weather said as if nothing was wrong at all. As if Anasui wasn't lying on his couch, wearing his sweater, in his apartment that Anasui had just broken into earlier that day.
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Life might force people apart, but stand users will always be drawn together.
Post-stone ocean in which Pucci has been defeated and both Weather and Anasui work for the Speedwagon Foundation. Weather is overworked, while Anasui barely gets any jobs. Out of sheer boredom and loneliness, Anasui breaks into Weather's apartment expecting it to be empty. It is not.
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It's in the cards by boywhatthehell
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
09 Feb 2025
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"I pulled a bad card." Avdol answered him. It sounded silly when he said it out loud.
"You're worried over a piece of cardboard?"
"My cards have never been wrong before so, yes, I am indeed worried over a piece of cardboard." He dragged his eyes back to the fire. Polnareff had made fun of his craft before, mostly little comments that were harmless, but today Avdol didn't feel like hearing it.
So it surprised him when the Frenchmen bent down and took a seat next to him.
"Can you pull a few cards for me?" He asked.
It seemed tonight was full of surprises. "You're interested?"
"I'm just putting them to the test, nothing more."
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Avdol does a tarot card reading for Polnareff. Both of them end up learning things about themselves that night.
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★Ripples In The Timeline★ JJBA Fix-it fics by boywhatthehell
Fandom: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
22 Dec 2025
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Every fix-it fic I have written so far.
This collection only includes 'rewrites' and not any of my other stories in with I only change the ending / or build on the existing ending.
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- 119,306
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scheherazade by shylittleghost
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
21 May 2019
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While playing a game of truth or dare, Okuyasu prompts Josuke to recall the nearly-forgotten summer of '89, when Jotaro Kujo came to Morioh to hunt for a serial killer. Eager to latch onto any excuse to spend time with Okuyasu (whom he sorta-maybe-definitely has a crush on), Josuke agrees to meet up regularly so Okuyasu can pick his brain about the events of that summer. But when news begins to circulate of a recent series of murders that resemble those of the killer Josuke supposedly helped his nephew track down ten years ago, remembering what transpired in 1989 suddenly becomes a matter of life or death.
(A fan-made part 4 prequel/sequel featuring Mother 1, forensic scrapbooking, local history, and a chorus of sarcastic ghosts.)
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26 Nov 2025
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It felt like everyone was so used to Robert getting egregiously maimed that it was a normal Tuesday for them. And maybe it would feel like that if Sonar wasn't the one to catch him. He keeps thinking of Robert's face, streaked in blood that poured from his nose and from the soot of the explosion. Cheek resting in the fur of his chest while they hit terminal velocity, racing towards a mutual death a half-mile in the clouds.
There was still a lingering current of fear that invaded the peripheral of his awareness anytime Robert was in question. Be it in the break room or watching the man walk home alone, it felt like he had to be somewhere near him. Just in case.
And somehow, Robert doesn't notice.
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23 Nov 2025
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the last man on earth by miracleboysatori
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
25 Aug 2025
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“So, you hate noise and crowds. Strange that you’d choose to spend your time in one of the more bustling corners of this city.”
To this, Diego kept quiet for a moment besides a noncommittal hum. Perhaps he was deciding how best to answer this while still coming across as mysterious as he wanted to be. It was an act that HP wasn’t entirely buying; the hints of personality and humor that showed themselves when he’d interacted with them last week hadn’t been lost on them.
“I go where the money is.” Diego finally offered with a curl of his lip.
“City’s a dangerous place, though. Especially this late at night.” HP countered, and it was a genuine concern. They’d lived here their entire life, had seen and heard things they often wished they could forget entirely. They’d lost people very close to them, and even if Diego was mostly a stranger, that sort of fate wasn’t something they’d wish on anybody.
Diego chuckled, low and throaty, before he took another slow sip of his drink. HP could feel his eyes on their back as they continued busying themself with the bar wall.
“I can take care of myself. For all you know I’m a dangerous man.”
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11 Oct 2025
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Mr. and Mrs. Diego Brando by moonmisttea
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 Jan 2021
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At 20 years old, Diego Brando is the new husband of an 83-year-old Victorian socialite. While his intentions were to marry her in order to obtain her fortune, he might have gotten a little more than he planned.
Or, Diego has a heartfelt conversation with a little old lady.
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11 Oct 2025
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Confessions With Father Pucci by SeaStarGate
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
01 Sep 2023
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In which Pucci listens to various confessions.
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25 Sep 2025