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“He can't blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible."
Laura laughs, loud and echoing in the empty restaurant.
"Hot firemen can make a girl do crazy things," she agrees, nodding towards her brother's name on the menu. "Derek won't let me date anyone from his company, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the eye candy."
"Send them my way," Stiles suggests, finally loading up a forkful of pie. "Apparently I'm incompetent enough that I need to be babysat at all times, because it would be cheaper than dispatching a truck every time I try to use a kitchen appliance."
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15 Sep 2025
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“Three weeks,” Derek says.
“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.
“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…
“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“
“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”
“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.
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27 Aug 2025
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A Thousand Ways To Fall In Love by LittleLynn
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
17 May 2016
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This is where I'm going to put all of my Barduil fic's that I write for tumblr.
Each chapter will be a stand alone story (they will vary in rating too, I will put it in the notes at the beginning of the chapter) and I will update the tags as new stories are added.
So if you like the look of a tag, find the chapter title that correlates with it :)
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25 May 2025
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The Important Things by LittleLynn
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
25 Aug 2016
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When Bard finds a man and his young son stranded with a broken down car at a motorway service station without so much as a penny or a phone to their name, he doesn't exactly assume that it's the crown prince of the country having done a runner.
He pays for that assumption.
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25 May 2025
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Welcome to Greenwood by Attenia
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
22 Jul 2019
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Aragorn finds himself in an embarrassing situation when he meets Legolas for the first time - a situation that somehow ends up in the two of them naked on the nearest flet.
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04 Nov 2024