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Maybe it was foolish of you to think the parents would be the only ones to take notice of Moon’s reinstatement as the Naptime Attendant. The Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizza Plex was known to attract story-hungry press in the past, the band members had warned you of as much, but something told you this wasn’t your typical nosy reporter.
You never thought it’d be an issue, being only a low-level jack of all trades employee and all, but now you’ve been promoted to being the Daycare Attendant’s “assistant”, and you can’t help but notice the feeling of eyes is more persistent than before.
And that was before those eyes tried to follow you home.
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Will we ever learn? (we’ve been here before) by Apollos_Last_Prophet
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 Apr 2026
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“Oh,” I sigh, rubbing still-shaking hands across my stubbly face because oh, that was so close. Too close. We were supposed to be done with the theatrics, with the life-and-death bullhonkey.
What the heck, universe? Not cool.
I don’t want to move for a bit. The siren song of dissociation calls my name, and honestly, I’m so, so chill with just sitting here for a second and decompressing and trying to remember all the breathing techniques I learned for my students, butー
But the lights are still flashing red, flashing with urgency and Mary is saying something and I have to drag my mind, kicking and screaming, back to focusー
“-ected. Toxic gas in Laboratory detected. Toxic gas in Laboratory-” Mary drones, and once it clicks into place the cold sweat is backー
Oh god noー
The banging noise. The gas leak. The lab.
Rocky.
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02 May 2026
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There’s a gas leak on the Hail Mary and the sensors aren’t working properly. Ryland acts as a sensor.
(Or Grace suffers from hypoxia and Rocky fixes it)
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- Part 1 of Em’s PHM Fics
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02 May 2026
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“It’s a preexisting condition,” Jon explains, sipping more bitter tea. “I sort of got—hm. You know Spiderman?”
Tim raises an eyebrow.
“Heard of him, yeah.”
Jon nods, studying his tea.
“It’s sort of like that,” he says. “A spider killed and ate me when I was a child, and now I can’t stay dead.”
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Resurrection isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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31 Mar 2026
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Have You Ever Heard of Asexuality? (Take this Zine) by Never_Ending_Procrastination
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Mar 2026
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To be perfectly clear, Jon wasn’t a prude. He didn’t look down on people because they had sex—it was a natural, biological instinct. He understood that judging such an instinct would be like judging someone for needing to urinate, or for menstruating. It wasn’t something he judged.
However, it was something he didn’t fully understand.
AKA Jonathan Sims grappling with asexuality throughout his life. As expected, the prickliest, most insecure man alive certainly deals with it in Interesting Ways.
AKA AKA An Asexual authors candid writings on asexuality.Series
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29 Mar 2026
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The Panopticon is destroyed, and Jon awakes in Artefact Storage exhausted, disoriented, and alone-- the only sign Martin was there at all is the knife wound oozing blood from his chest.
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Jon wakes up in the archives in early 2016.
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14 Feb 2026