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After the confrontation at the Elysian Fields Hotel, Gabriel wakes up.
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You check the time. Perfect. As intended, you’ve arrived fashionably late. What that means is they’ve got enough time to say goodbye, which makes your job a lot easier than it has any right to be.
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“Hermann, baby, honey, you're the Gottlieb to my Geiszler”
“That shit doesn't make any sense, Newt”
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How Did We Get So Dark? by VivianCavanaugh (caffeinated_hobbit)
Fandoms: Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children (2016), Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children - Ransom Riggs
08 Aug 2017
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Il matto
In the beginning, The Fool seeks his true path, his fate. There is no such thing for one who lives stuck in the same place, much like the heart is always caged in a bony torso.
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From Isaac Newton's life by VivianCavanaugh (caffeinated_hobbit)
Fandoms: The Maze Runner Series - James Dashner, The Maze Runner Series - All Media Types, The Maze Runner (Movies)
18 Jan 2017
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We are genetically engineered. Everything about our life is, more or less, due to our genetic code. A couple of millennia ago, therefore, quite recently, a totally unexpected mutation occurred. It had changed the way we, as humans, perceive love. Everything comes down to the timer we are born with. It only stops when we find the one.
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“We’ve never had all the time in the world,” Stewy said. “For once in our lives, nothing is, like, rushed and secret.”
“It’s nice,” Kendall said. “I liked the covert operation. That was sexy. But this is…”
“Yeah,” Stewy agreed. He’d never cared for being the mistress, but never cared about it that much either, because for all their posturing, Rava was nothing more than a pit stop, and Stewy had known that straight to his bones. Kendall could say whatever the fuck, he could play doll house with the best, but Stewy knew better. It was always a waiting game. The jig was up. Kendall was free, which was to say Kendall was his.
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10 Feb 2026
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Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It's all right here, folks.
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14 Jan 2026
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This is a HBP AU. It's set a few days after the Sectumsempra scene and takes the story in another direction, asking the question: "What if the Sectumsempra scene had a greater impact on Harry and Draco?" Harry and Draco are sixteen. In medias res beginning. Non-linear storytelling.
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12 Jan 2026
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After a long, bloody war, Draco Malfoy just wants to do something good with his life for a change, and resolves to become a healer. But magical society refuses to make it easy for him, and an increasingly dramatic series of events—all of them instigated by Harry Potter—get him kicked out of med school, force him to live in exile, and threaten to destroy the new life he’s trying so desperately to build.
But Harry isn’t instigating anything—at least not on purpose. He’s just trying to work up the nerve to ask him out. His efforts don’t appear to be going great.
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09 Jan 2026
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This is a story about two 52 year old men who refuse to age gracefully.
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02 Jan 2026
