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    To: [email protected]
    From: [email protected]

    Dear Editor,

    On page B5 of the Arts & Culture section, the jazz concert review contains an error. The sixth paragraph, which describes Xiao Xingchen as a “terrorist,” should presumably say “tenorist” instead.

    Sincerely,
    Reader

    To: [email protected]
    From: [email protected]

    Dear discerning reader,

    Thank you for reaching out about this matter. In fact, that is not an error; rather, our Arts & Culture writer sincerely believes that being bad at jazz is equivalent to terrorism.

    Helpfully,
    Wei Wuxian

    OR: rival newspaper editors!wangxian use slightly different email tactics to court each other

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    21 Jan 2026

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    Iconic. Show-stopping. Had me giggling start to finish.

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    The second time Lan Zhan said Wei Ying, come back, Wei Wuxian did.

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    19 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    One of the most gorgeous fics I've ever read. They're perfect and lovely and achingly sweet. This is exactly how I imagine their reunification.

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    Wangji stays on the piano bench as they’re closing up. Wei Ying chews his lip, knowing what he’s going to do but horrified at himself. But what’s the alternative: kick the guy out and find him sleeping beside the dumpster in the morning? And that’s if the cops don’t take him in for vagrancy.

    “Wangji?”

    Wangji looks up.

    Please don’t be a serial killer. “So, we’re closing up for the night, but A-Yuan and I live upstairs. Do you want to join us for dinner?”

    Wangji blinks. His head bobs in what’s probably a yes.

    “Great!”

     

    Fuck.

     

    Or a ragged monosyllabic man wearing a collar shows up at Wei Ying's music store. Wei Ying and A-Yuan ask, is anyone going to adopt this guy? And then they don't wait for an answer.

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    07 Jan 2026

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    Wowie. Achingly sweet, painful and healing in all the right ways. Will absolutely be re-reading.

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    At this point he just wants to get Lan Zhan horizontal so he can sleep off the drugs that are making him make little confused snuffling noises and ask questions like “How soft is purple?” and “Where did the moon go?” and “Why does Wei Ying smile all the time?”

    Lan Zhan under the influence is cute, and it makes Wei Wuxian genuinely angry because he cannot appreciate it. This is not something Lan Zhan chose, this is not even an accident, this is an intentional violation and none of the sounds or questions or wide-eyed glances Lan Zhan is giving him are his choice.

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    31 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is everything I love about their dynamic. Love love love.

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    The last prince of the dragons is enchanted to stay asleep until his true soulmate can wake him, but a violent curse plagues his family, so no one can ever see his face.

    One thousand years have passed and the world is in disharmony without dragons to cleanse yin resentment.

    When the Wens invade Cloud Recesses and Wen Xu demands Lan Wangji as his warprize, the Lan clan invokes a rite of passage to help Lan Wangji escape: wherein all child bearing cultivators are to be presented to Prince Wuxian's slumbering form in a ritual ceremony. No one expects the long-lost prince to wake up…

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    29 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'm going to be thinking about this one for a longggg time. Perfect perfect perfect.