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    Ilya is bored out of his mind and decides to start ragebaiting Wikipedia editors

    or: 5 times Ilya got banned from Wikipedia for vandalism, and 1 time they didn't have a leg to stand on, as told through Wikipedia edit history and talk pages

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    23 Mar 2026

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    There’s a sudden cacophony of yells. As Shane turns to find the source of the noise, the only thing he can see is red splattered across the ice and a #81 jersey.

    For an absurd moment, all he can think is “my parents are at this game. Hayden and Jackie are in the stands. Thank god the kids aren’t here.”

    He doesn’t remember moving, but the next thing he knows, he’s kneeling in a pool of blood with his hands on Ilya’s neck, certain that he was about to die.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Harris clears his throat. “There is one more part to this. They also were hoping that after you do your intro you’ll goof around with their mascot, Gritty, on the ice for a bit.”

    Shane rolls his eyes, not that Harris can see him over the phone, but still.

    Clocking the silence, Harris continues, “He’s the most popular character in the league, you know. He has more followers on socials than some NHL teams. Within 24 hrs of his reveal he was tweeting death threats at Pittsburgh’s mascot. Having a Gritty moment could be really good exposure for the foundation.”

    “Can’t Ilya do it? He’s good at threats," Shane says morosely.

    **Shane and Ilya are ready to share their relationship with the world, and everyone has a different idea of how to make it happen. It’s a high pressure situation, and they are both so over it. Still, despite the craziness of their lives, Shane never thought that the big reveal would come because of Ilya’s jealousy towards a 300 pound, 7 foot tall, googly-eyed orange muppet, but here they are…

    A love letter to always being there for your partner, even if that includes starting a fight with the opposing team’s mascot.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    @HarveySmth76: 
    So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this: 

    Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick. 

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    Dallas Kent’s teammate makes a bigoted assumption. A very loud, very incorrect assumption. Twitter eats him alive.

    Because, yes, Rozanov has slept with a lot of women and they have a lot to say. About consent and check-ins and that accent.

    #OkIWillTalk is trending, as is #SexGodOfTwitter. Toronto Survivor's Legal Fund is finally gaining some traction. And Ilya is definitely going to punch Kent. Again.

    Told through twitter snapshots and extracts from the Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat. 

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    18 Mar 2026

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    “Did you see this?” Ilya passed his phone to Shane, who frowned in confusion. “You are the leading theory.”

    “The leading theory for what?” he still frowned, trying to read the excerpt of Adrian's book as fast as possible. Ilya could tell the moment that he got excited, an inability to resist such juicy gossip. “Wait, Adrian Dela Cruz dated someone in the NHL?”

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    14 Mar 2026

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    Hermione Granger is quietly imprisoned at Malfoy Manor after being stabbed by Bellatrix's damaging blade. She is presumed dead.

    But this is only the start of Hermione's problems, because down in the dungeon of Malfoy Manor, Hermione is undergoing a change. One that is confusing and problematic given her situation.
    Because she has a ravenous and insatiable need for Draco Malfoy.
    What is this curse that has overcome her?

    Or: what would happen if Hermione was the only Omega that had presented in two millenia and no one in the wizarding world knew what that was?

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    04 Mar 2026

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    29 Jun 2022

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    AKA how Anakin may not have been able to free the slaves on Tatooine, but he could do this. He could do this. Now with an unexpected second chapter!!

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    “Let me try,” General Skywalker slowly took the place of the frustrated shiny that was having a go at coaxing the young Twi'lek out.

    His General has never been a patient man, Rex thought absently as he prepared himself for the Jedi to call it quits and pass off extraction duty to some poor shiny.

    A sharp sound shook Rex out of his thoughts. He focused on his General, who’s face softened despite the red flush creeping up his cheeks. He was speaking to the girl, Rex realized, in a language he had never heard before.

    Anakin slowly brought the hand that was still resting inside the cave up and tapped his own chest twice.

    “Skywalker,” Was all he said.

    Any other time, Rex or Obi-Wan would give him a hard time about thinking he was so important that just his name would be enough to get this little girl out of the cave, but something was different. Something in the way that he said it, like it was a title more so than his last name, and in the way that the little girl gasped sharply from inside the cave.

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    28 Jun 2022

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    28 Jun 2022

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    Anakin doesn't fall, but is that enough to save the Galaxy?

    Edit April 23, 2023: For those just finding this story, I have not abandoned it, however it has been "back burnered" for now. When I started writing this, I hadn't written creatively since ninth grade (I started this tale when I was 36). It will eventually be resumed, likely with a rewrite of some of the earlier chapters. However I have 2 other fan fics that have been consuming my time and focus. And frankly, I lost A LOT of interest in Star Wars after The Last Jedi. I've recently regained much of my interest due to shows like Andor and The Mandalorian. So here's to one day coming back to play in a Galaxy far, far away.

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    25 Oct 2018

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    Darth Maul knows exactly how to break Kenobi.

    In which Maul targets someone other than Satine, and it changes Obi-Wan and Anakin's lives, along with the galaxy's.

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    22 Oct 2018

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