catholicallyagedspices
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- Overwatch (Video Game) (4)
- Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies (4)
- Clone High (3)
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (2)
- South Park (1)
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a fool's guide to getting out of heaven by catholicallyagedspices
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Sep 2024
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In most ways, Vox is a very smart demon. In those few other ways, due to very few people, he's also very *very* stupid. And to put it plainly, that stupidity kills him.
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So, if there’s only thing that Gandhi’s really good at, it’s getting his brown ass into a situation. What he’s not so good at is getting out of said situations…
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- English
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- 2,785
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
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You and I were fireworks that went off too soon by catholicallyagedspices
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
12 Jul 2023
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What happens when you can't forget the man you fell in love and fell out with? You open a cafe in the hopes that one day he walks in and orders the same cup you had ingrained in your heart of course.
What happens when you want to be more than just a killer robot? You get a nine to five and hope it fixes your past mistakes.
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All Topher wanted to do was get high by himself in some meat locker, how was he supposed to know that the meat locker still held a frozen clone from twenty years ago???
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The school admins hatch a plan to form new power couples through mandatory sex education, swarthy seamen, and some sensual sax solos
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- Bookmarks:
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Five times Pete Strickland gets the shovel talk, and one time it’s delivered on his behalf.
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- Part 1 of Form Follows Function
Bookmarked by catholicallyagedspices
04 Jan 2025
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It's in the Eyes by MyFairKatie
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, The Wizard Of Oz (1939), The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Wicked: For Good (2025)
27 Nov 2024
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Dorothy has always been good at reading facial expressions. Eyes communicate, and since her dearest friend is her dog Toto, she's learned to read them.
The scarecrow has a lot of feelings he's keeping to himself, and Dorothy can't help but be curious about what they are. He won't be revealing all his secrets tonight... but perhaps she'll get some glimpse of the untold story she knows she's missing.
Bookmarked by catholicallyagedspices
02 Dec 2024
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you got me feelin' hella good by kanedasbike
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
01 Dec 2024
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Jayce needs to unwind, away from the madding crowd that are his coworkers. He goes to the one colleague he trusts most to seek out some good, under-the-radar nightlife.
(AKA: Viktor plots on Jayce, who sees the trap and runs right in. Then they deal with what comes after.)
Bookmarked by catholicallyagedspices
02 Dec 2024
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i'm listenin' to everything by autisticalastor (Postmortal)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
18 Nov 2024
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The Hotel gets a brand-new Voxtek Assist for everyone to use, but Alastor's certain it's really a listening device for Vox to spy on them.
Bookmarked by catholicallyagedspices
18 Nov 2024
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That time I got drunk and married the Radio Demon by Godlizza
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Sep 2024
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Luga just stared at him, her mask of indifference slipping into incredulity. “Sir,” she began slowly, “you are aware that those weddings are real, aren’t you?”
“What?” Vox said, startling out of his trip down memory lane.
Vox blinked at Luga. She didn’t blink back.
With a growing cavern of ice freezing over the pit of his stomach, Vox said, “No, they’re not.”
“Yes, they are.”
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Or: that time Vox and Alastor got drunk and had a vegas wedding, not realising it was legal.
Series
- Part 1 of That time I got divorced
Bookmarked by catholicallyagedspices
14 Nov 2024