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    Colin and Penelope are enjoying their belated honeymoon when a mysterious visitor arrives at their door...

    AKA: the most monogamous polin threesome fic you'll ever read!

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    09 Feb 2026

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    He sees his parents exchange glances. “Penelope is included in that,” Edmund reassures him. “She is practically one of us after all.”

    “Penelope,” he says slowly, as he tries to work out his words before he says them. “Is not my sister. And you said sisters.”

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    The six times someone told Penelope or Colin they were like brother and sister, and the one time they truly, absolutely, positively proved they weren't.

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    18 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 95

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    She wanted to climb him like a tree. She wanted to get him blushing and stuttering again, trying to pretend it was all in a day’s work letting her sit on him and serve her tits up like pies fresh out of the oven, just for him.

    She wanted to poke and prod at him until all his hesitation turned into need.

    He would let her, she could already tell. He wanted her to.

    OR: The time Colin gets hired to model and finds out it’s a lingerie shoot…and Penelope is his costar. And also he’s a virgin 🤪

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    04 Jan 2026

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    Every December Colin sends his friend Penelope a fun advent calendar – something silly toys or tasty treats. It’s their thing. A little tradition which started years ago.

    Only this year when the calendar arrives Penelope’s heart stops. Her brain melts. Her whole world turned on its head.

    This calendar didn’t contain toys or treats. This calendar didn’t contain anything at all, except written suggestions.

    Sexy suggestions.

    Because apparently her friend Colin had decided to send her a sexy advent calendar for horny couples.

     

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    “I can’t believe after all these years this is how he tells you he’s down to fuck.” Gen laughs like a maniac. “I’m not sure if he’s smooth or psychotic?”

    “Shut the fuck up, Gen! Shut the fuck up.”

    She needs to concentrate.

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    22 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    Sir Colin was accustomed to difficult work, feats of physicality. He had climbed hills, built walls, and performed in jousts. He had triumphed in battle, and even saved a maiden or two. He had done everything a good knight should do.

    But he had never climbed a mountain.

    Or, Colin is a knight (but not really), and Penelope is the dragon he's sent to slay.

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    26 Aug 2025