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    Jackie: Just think of it like this:
    Jackie: Let Hayden and Ilya plan your birthday, and then it’s just a few hours on one day in one year that you might have to spend being a little uncomfortable being the center of attention.
    Jackie: …but it could bring us a lifetime of peace.

    Shane: You really think that’s even remotely possible?

    Jackie: Well. They either work together and find common ground, or they kill each other.
    Jackie: Either way, our problem is solved.

    Shane: That’s actually kind of genius.

    Jackie: I know it is. It’s me 😉

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    24 Mar 2026

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    Shane and Ilya can handle the pressure of playing professional hockey.

    They can handle overtime, the stress that comes with being famous, the photoshoots, everything.

    They can handle a pregnancy with ease.

    They cannot, apparently, handle naming a human.

    Surely picking a name for their son shouldn’t be harder than winning a Stanley Cup.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    21 Mar 2026

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    Oh, alright, cool.

    Cool, cool, cool. Neat.

    That is a photograph of Eddie Diaz's dick.

    It's just there. On the screen. In his hand. In high resolution. His best friend’s dick is in his hand. Well, wait — the photo. The photo of the penis is in his hand. Eddie’s dick isn’t in his hand. That would be absurd.

    It’s just a penis. Buck has one of those.

    So does Eddie, apparently and it’s… Buck has seen it, absorbed it, and every thought he's ever had has been replaced by a high-pitched tone and the image in front of him, which is — and this is the last coherent observation he'll produce for the foreseeable future —

    Big.

    Genuinely, impressively big.

    Buck closes out of the photo and locks the phone so hard he's surprised it doesn't crack in half.

    "Maddie say anything?" Eddie asks.

    "Yep," Buck squeaks. Like a mouse. A giant, shocked mouse that has just seen its best friend’s erect dick.

    "You okay?"

    "Great. Y-yep. So great. I-I'm just really— the sunset was really— it's very— yep."

    "It’s yep?"

    "Uh-huh. Very yep."

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    Stumbling upon your straight best friends' nudes is fine. Buck is fine. Everything is fine.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov and Troy Barrett are photographed leaving Scott Hunter's gay bar. Social media decides this must mean... they're homophobic?

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    18 Mar 2026