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Threesomes only work in pornos and one-off one-night-stands influenced by too much alcohol and too loose morals. There's no way there are actual functioning relationships without a metric fuckton of jealousy and miscommunication and whatever else could possibly ruin what is, in theory, the perfect solution for them.
Right? There's no way this could work. No fucking way.
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[formerly 'feel the way i do', with revamped title and summary]Switches POV between Robert, Visi, and Blazer/Mandy every chapter to get the whole mess of complicated feelings. Starts with Robert.
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- Part 2 of i'm tuning into you (two)
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He's still not entirely sure how they ended up here. No, actually, that's not true, he knows exactly how they ended up here. His girlfriend had a dream about having a threesome and now he's sitting with her at a bar and trying to figure out how to ask the hot brunette down the end to join them for a night.
He's not expecting this to go well. Then again, he never expected to be an SDN dispatcher, to reunite with Chase, to defeat Shroud, or to have a girlfriend. So... maybe this'll go better than expected.
AKA the one where Courtney and Robert ask Mandy to have a threesome without knowing she's Blonde Blazer.
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This new villain must be stupid.
Really fucking stupid, or willing to risk it all. Because not only did he just kidnap Blonde Blazer and MechaMan's girlfriend, he kidnapped a member of the Z-team. The Z-team who work together better than ever with Friday karaoke and Taco Tuesday and MarioKart nights. The Z-team who, for the first time, well, ever, have their shit somewhat duct-taped together.
Yeah. He's fucked.
(Established Mandy/Robert/Courtney)
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- Part 5 of i'm tuning into you (two)
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are we running out of time to see what this could be? by clairdeleon
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
10 Feb 2026
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She really shouldn't be there. She's lost track of the HR violations, and she's not only their boss, she's Robert's girlfriend. Which adds a whole other layer of... stuff. Not shit. Stuff.
Z-Team game night goes about as well as Mandy expects it to, especially when the chosen game is Truth or Dare with alcohol involved.
Pre-poly Mandy/Robert/Courtney, established Mandy/Robert. Background Chad/Herman because I also love them.
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- Part 6 of i'm tuning into you (two)
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“Okay. Um. My parents are expecting me back home for Christmas.”
“… that’s it?” Courtney asks, scoffing. “Okay, so? We won’t break anything while you’re gone if that’s what you’re worried about.”
“That’s not—” Mandy starts, before she sighs. “They want to meet you. Both of you.”Mandy brings Robert and Courtney home for Christmas for the first time to meet her parents. And her siblings. And their kids. Somehow it's even more chaotic than a day at the SDN office with the Z-team which is, you know, saying something.
Established relationship, alternating POV.
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- Part 7 of i'm tuning into you (two)
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The best thing about having midday makeouts in the neglected SDN records room is the chance of someone walking in is almost zero.
Almost.
Robert's lips are not this soft, Courtney realizes after kissing the person who just walked into the records room in the dark. And Robert definitely does not have tits.
Originally part of my collection of kissing prompts 'you're gonna kill me if you kiss it like that' before it morphed into its own thing like Golem picking up mud and dirt. Mainly a repost but also includes an extra in-between chapter and an epilogue.
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- Part 4 of i'm tuning into you (two)
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you're gonna kill me if you kiss it like that by clairdeleon
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
25 Nov 2025
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Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure.
None of these kisses are pure, because who the fuck are we kidding, but they're sure as shit passionate.oneshots of different kinds of kisses/kissing prompts taken from about a dozen tumblr posts, combined with a spinner wheel to see who kisses who. mix of robert/courtney, robert/mandy, courtney/mandy, and all three. just depends on what the wheel decides. not chronological.
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- Part 3 of i'm tuning into you (two)
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He’s handsome. He’s kind. He’s *good.* She’s so incredibly — no, *phenomenally* lucky. So why does she feel so…?
Blazer takes some time to herself in the SDN showers after work. SDN's resident voyeur catches her, and offers a hand. Set a month or two before Robert joins SDN.
There are so many HR violations happening. For one, getting off in the middle of the night in the SDN locker room showers is definitely a violation. And for two, watching someone get off without their consent is absolutely an HR violation and personal violation. But it all turns out okay. Just with... even more violations involved. MIND THE TAGS. Especially that first one.
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- Part 1 of i'm tuning into you (two)
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It’s only because he can hear her heels come up behind him that Julien doesn’t startle when he feels slender fingers in his hair, combing through his dark curls. “He’s so unfairly pretty, isn’t he?” she asks.
For a moment, Julien thinks she’s speaking to him, about Thjazi, and his entire thought process comes to a screeching halt as he attempts to figure out what the fuck to say to that. Until the orc gives his wife a sort of mock-toast, and he realizes Aranessa was talking about him.This is a complete crackpairing but I just had to. I mean c'mon, they're all hot, I love some good hate sex and some unrequited feelings, the idea just HAD to be done.
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maker, i'm actually invested, haven't even met yet by clairdeleon
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types
20 Mar 2025
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The most interesting cases always come from unknown numbers, this is just a fact of solving crime in Dock Town. Unfortunately for Neve Gallus, Tarquin and Ashur fully took advantage of that fact to set her up on a blind text conversation with someone they think may be good for her. The catch? No asking personal questions - no asking for name, gender, hair color, build, anything that could identify Neve's Unknown. The goal? Get the detective a partner in crime (solving).
Between solving her Unknown case and the one Varric Tethras brought her, Neve's booked and busy. But not so distracted that she doesn't notice the former Dragon that Varric brought with him.
Modern AU with magic. Rated for eventual filth.
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- Part 7 of you're my rook and i'm your dragonheart
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It's not unusual to find weird, random rooms in the Lighthouse. Like Assan's bathing room because trying to bathe a griffon with a rag and bucket is a nightmare, or Emmrich's bedroom because sleeping on a marble table can't be good for the back. The Lighthouse seems to create what the companions want, what they need...
So when Vic finds a door to a bedroom with a large bed with teal sheets and a gold frame, and an armchair that looks an awful lot like Neve's desk chair, and a large mirror with a snake-shaped frame... well. It's not that strange, is it?Self indulgent mirror kink fic. Established relationship. There are some mentions of things from past fics in the Neve/Vic collection, but can also be read as stand alone. Light Dom/Sub. (Dom Neve, Sub Vic)
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- Part 12 of you're my rook and i'm your dragonheart
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“I’ve been thinking.”
Neve smiles ever-so-slightly at hearing Victoria Mercar’s voice come from the doorway. “Have you, now? About what?”
“Lucanis.”It's a fantasy - really, that's all it was supposed to be. After all, what are the chances of two emotionally detached, traumatized, beautiful brunets who put everyone else before themselves and have abysmal sleep schedules wanting to be with her? As it so happens, the chances are higher than Victoria Mercar thought. And if Neve wants their assassin as well... well, it's simple, right? They just ask him to join them, right? ... right?
Established Neve/Rook. Set after "fuck, marry, kill" so I do recommend reading that first! Before Point of No Return, during the "finish all the companion quests" time. Will alternate between Neve/Vic/Lucanis's POVs in no particular order.
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- Part 2 of the rook, the dragon, and the crow
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"She drops gold coins in bowls and pieces of her heart into every hand that brushes hers."
A character study of my Rook, Victoria Mercar, and her open heart. And her 'oh shit' moment when she realizes she loves Neve a little more than she's loved anyone else - and that's saying something.
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- Part 11 of you're my rook and i'm your dragonheart
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5 times Neve left her mark on Rook, and the 1 time Rook left her mark on Neve. A small series of hickeys, bites, scratches, bruises, and everything else.
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- Part 10 of you're my rook and i'm your dragonheart
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The merchants of Dock Town aren't always the most trustworthy sorts. Emmrich learned his lesson, but he's from Nevarra, of course he didn't know. Neve assumed Rook would, being from Minrathous herself, but when Vic accidentally purchases what the merchant told her were sleeping potions and turns out they're actually more of a "sleeping" potion... well, they're just going to have to work through it, aren't they?
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- Part 9 of you're my rook and i'm your dragonheart
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Neve isn't religious. And yet, when Victoria 'Rook' Mercar is tricked, trapped, gone - she figures it's worth a try. Anything is worth a try if it could bring Vic back. Right?
Post Point of No Return. Neve's dealing with her feelings of faith while Rook is stuck in the Fade.
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- Part 8 of you're my rook and i'm your dragonheart
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It's both a blessing and a curse to have Taash as a good friend. A blessing, because Taash is one of if not the most capable dragon hunter in northern Thedas. A curse, because Taash can smell - and call out - a part of Neve's outfits that Vic has a particular attraction to. Rook's appreciation for Neve's gloves is about the aesthetic only, and certainly not about imagining those gloves on her bare skin. Not at all.
Set sometime after first kiss but before the point of no return, implied Neve and Rook have hooked up before.
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- Part 5 of you're my rook and i'm your dragonheart
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“In my village, we called it Kiss, Marry, Kill,” Harding explains as she wrestles with the cork of a bottle of cider her ma sent from home.
“And in Dock Town,” Victoria 'Rook' Mercar says, reaching for the bottle to help. Harding gives it to her, and she gives the cork a good, solid yank. A few droplets of cider splash across her hands and the table, but it’s not that much of a casualty as she hands it back to Harding. “We called it Fuck, Marry, Kill.”The girls (and Taash) play Fuck, Marry, Kill, because the best bonding comes from a few glasses of wine and being maybe a little too open with each other. Some answers - well, one answer in particular - leads to ideas that really should be discussed sober. Established Neve/Female Rook.
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- Part 1 of the rook, the dragon, and the crow
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“She’s still standing,” Davrin promises. “She’s still alive.”
“She’s blighted,” Vic whispers. “I didn’t—”
Davrin’s hand wraps around her wrist, the touch of his sword-calloused fingers warm and grounding. “She’s here,” the Warden says, firmer.A missing moment from after rescuing Neve. Because she deserves to be reassured with more than just words.
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- Part 6 of you're my rook and i'm your dragonheart
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a little distraction and a little interruption by clairdeleon
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types
23 Nov 2024
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"I'll stop soon, I promise."
"No."
"No?"
Vic picks up a random note, puts it on top of the page in Neve’s notebook as a makeshift bookmark. Then, very deliberately and with barely disguised annoyance, slams Neve’s notebook shut. And then puts her hand on it, leaning forward and putting her body weight on it. “No.”
Neve needs to take a break from looking over her most recent case files, and Victoria Mercar's not going to let her return to work. Even if she needs to distract Neve with something else.
This is pure filth, please read the tags.
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- Part 4 of you're my rook and i'm your dragonheart