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Eddie Kaspbrak, Office Uncle Extraordinaire by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
14 Jul 2020
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Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.
Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.
Eddie is probably not on steroids.
Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.
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29 Jan 2026
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hit me baby one more time by theappleppielifestyle
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (2019)
07 Sep 2019
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Richie reaches up a shaking hand and puts it on Eddie’s stomach.
“Uhhh,” Eddie says. “Is this a bit? Is this a really inopportune bit? ‘Cause I don’t know if you’ve noticed, Richie, but this is kind of an important moment-”
“What the fuck,” Richie says, not for the first or last time, and lurches forwards to hug him.
(Or, Richie gets stuck in a time loop.)
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07 Jan 2026
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Now Eddie is in his bed. Richie shivers all over at the thought. Eddie is in his bed the way he never was when they knew each other last. Before last night, Richie never knew how Eddie felt beneath his sweaty palms and hungry mouth, how he sounded when he moaned breathily in Richie’s ear. Before last night, Eddie never slept sprawled in Richie’s sheets, wearing only a thin t-shirt and his oddly skimpy boxer-briefs.
Oh, and Richie never felt like he needed to vomit up the runoff from a Jack-in-the-Box drive-thru in Palm Springs.
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Or: Richie wakes up with a hangover the morning after the best night of his life. Eddie helps him feel better.
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- Part 2 of Richie Tozier's 41st Birthday
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21 Oct 2025
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Summer snippets— Falling in love and falling through windows.
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31 Jul 2025
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"Just promise me you won't start dating women," Cece says dryly. "We break each other's hearts worse than any man ever could. What Spencer did was terrible, but still."
Jess laughs, high-pitched and nervous. Again, for no reason. "Of course not, Cece. I'm still straight as an arrow." She makes a little archery motion. "Ka-thwing!"
She did not mean to aim her pretend arrow across the room, directly at Nicole's chest.
// New Girl but all the guys are genderbent and queer. Nick/Jess.
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03 Jun 2025