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“Practice it with me, Sunarin.” Atsumu said, putting on his best Suna impression. “Hey, ‘Samu. Wanna go on a short walk with me?”
“Hey, ‘Samu.” Suna repeated, his voice impossibly low. “Wanna go for a walk.”
“Okay, so, maybe try to sound like you’re not going to murder him. That’s the first step.”
Miya Atsumu decides to take his brother on an American road trip. Featuring tasty food, Sakusa Kiyoomi in cowboy boots, and one emotionally constipated Suna Rintarou.
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24 Mar 2026
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That was the worst thing about Atsumu Miya that Sakusa had logged to date. Even against his preexisting list of offending traits, nothing else even came close. There was no way it was normal for one person’s faults to occupy his mind so goddamn much, and for so goddamn long, too, but here he was, and he utterly loathed it.
Whatever the case, after much deliberation, Sakusa had landed on this.
Atsumu Miya was tragically, objectively, extremely attractive.
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sakusa takes it upon himself to get atsumu into skincare. falling in love was not necessarily part of the plan
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18 Mar 2026
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take me as you please by earthtodora
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
22 Dec 2025
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Five times Megumi was turned on by Yuuji's kindness, and one time it was a little too much for him.
Or, we all know that Megumi's type is people with unwavering humanity, so naturally, he's horny as hell for Yuuji.
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"It's... probably the earnestness," he admits, his face still buried in the fabric of Yuuji's shirt. "The fact that your first instinct after spilling soda is to worry about my socks. That you're on your knees, trying to clean it up, and you look so… eager to fix a tiny, stupid problem for me."
He feels, rather than sees, Yuuji's sharp intake of breath.
"So..." Yuuji begins, his voice dropping an octave, vibrating right through Megumi's skull. "If I, hypothetically, got back on my knees..."
Megumi's head snaps up.
"…and cleaned this mess up for you, because I can't stand the thought of you being even a little bit uncomfortable… would that be… good?"
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16 Feb 2026
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Kiyoomi lifts his eyebrows in curiosity, so Osamu takes it as his sign to talk. "Well, recently, before ya an' Tsumu's off season, me an' him were talking about me and Suna. Y’know, our marriage?” he adds to prevent confusion, which Kiyoomi is quite grateful for, “ An' I asked 'im for no reason if he wanted to marry ya too, and he said that he wishes he could, but he doesn't know if yer want ta, 'cause he knows that ya spend a lotta time towards yer volleyball." he says.
"…I still don't know what your point is," Kiyoomi admits, biting down on his lip to stop a groan of frustration from leaving his throat.
Osamu waves a finger at him excitedly. "Ya said ya wanted ter show 'im that ya love him more than anythin' in the world, didn't ya?" he says with a little more enthusiasm, "What I'm tryna say is, he wants to marry ya, Kiyoomi, and ya wanna show him how much ya love 'im. What better act is there to do than proposing ta 'im?"
Or, in which Sakusa really fucking loves Atsumu, literally everyone helps plan their proposal, everything goes wrong in the process, and it all works out perfectly in the end.
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14 Feb 2026
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Tobio follows Shouyou to the cafeteria because, well, Shouyou asks. That’s all it takes, apparently.
Now he’s regretting it.Tobio has the teensiest crush on Shouyou. microscopic, really.
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12 Feb 2026