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    A year after retiring at thirty-nine, Shane Hollander throws himself into house flipping and accidentally becomes comforting reality television.

    Ilya Rozanov makes fun of it.

    Shane retaliates by mentioning, on camera, that his husband is a raging Drag Race Fanboy.

    The internet notices.

    Things progress from there.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    "You still single?" Rayo asked suddenly, taking a swig from his beer.

    "What?" Chad blinked, caught off guard

    "Oh c'mon, you've always been hard to lo-"

    "Hey, babe," Robert interrupted smoothly, leaning over Chad's shoulder to plant a quick kiss on his cheek.

    Or

    Flambae’s insufferable ex gets added to the team, and Robert quickly realizes he can’t stand the way he treats him, so he makes a reckless decision: he pretends to be Flambae’s boyfriend.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    The Voyageurs ask Shane to join FanMail in order to foster a better connection with fans. Internet sleuths start to notice some interesting details in the background of Shane’s videos, and then the internet does...what the internet does.

    Or Shane and Ilya are granted an opportunity to come out on their own terms. Sort of. And in they do it in a very Ilya way. (Surprisingly, it is Shane’s idea)

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    26 Jan 2026

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    "You will bend for me many times, I think, before this production is over."

    Shane means to say no. He means to tell Ilya Rozanov—arrogant Bolshoi principal dancer and professional pain in his ass—to fuck off and stop moving set pieces without permission. Instead, he ends up on his knees in a dressing room, which is definitely not how the Royal Winnipeg Ballet’s stage manager is supposed to handle conflict resolution.

    Three weeks until opening night. One impossible rivalry. And absolutely no way this ends well.

    or: Ilya comes to Winnipeg for The Nutcracker. Shane tries very hard to hate him. The mindblowing hate-sex doesn’t help.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    “I’ve always wanted to be watched,” he had admitted to Hayden. “It’s always been like… a exhibitionist fantasy of mine for someone to see me and Ilya together. Maybe we could start there?” He’d said to Hayden, who had been beet red with embarrassment for the awkward way he’d brought up the possibility of casual sex with his best friend of a decade. “I don’t know how I feel about like, a full on threesome right now.” Shane had laughed awkwardly, scratching at the back of his neck. “But… maybe we start with that.”

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    16 Jan 2026