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turning saints by closedcaptioning
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Nov 2025
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"I told the young master—” the man cuts himself off with a rattling, hacking cough that wets his chin with blood. “...I told him we would all die.”
“It doesn’t seem like he listened to you,” Zhuzhi-lang says with sympathy. He understands unreasonable bosses.Or: The Wen really should not have attacked Tianlang-jun's kingdom. For one thing, demons don't have golden cores to be melted.
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- Part 8 of mxtx rarepairs
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- English
- Words:
- 858
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 20
- Hits:
- 140
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out of my cage by closedcaptioning for Ms_Contrary
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Oct 2025
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“You shouldn’t be eating anything that you caught this close to the Burial Mounds,” the young man says suspiciously. “Why are you camping out here? Are you a rogue cultivator?”
“I’m what passes for one around these parts,” says Tianlang-jun airily, which isn’t even a lie.Or: Tianlang-jun is far from the worst thing that could pounce on a lonely cultivator out here. What's wrong with a little flirting?
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- Part 7 of mxtx rarepairs
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choking on your alibis by closedcaptioning
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Oct 2025
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“Interesting.” Tianlang-jun is smiling. His fangs glint in the flickering firelight of the sconces. “They sent me a fierce one this time.”
Or: Mu Qing is forced to play the diplomat between the heavenly emperor's court and the demon realm.
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- Part 6 of mxtx rarepairs
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only a kiss by closedcaptioning
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Sep 2025
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“Lady Jiang is a guest. She’s Wei Wuxian’s sister!”
“And I’m the Empress of Heaven!” Sha Hualing snipes back. “What do I care?” She turns pouty, sidling up to Wen Qing and draping herself over her arm. “Only I get to make Qingqing laugh.”
“Don’t call me that.”Or: Somehow, Wen Qing has wound up with a demonic wife who whines, pouts, and threatens her guests with knives. At least she's cute.
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- Part 5 of mxtx rarepairs
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i'll stop the world and melt by closedcaptioning
Fandoms: Daughter of a Thousand Faces (Webcomic)
29 Aug 2025
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Qiao Yu, with her giant biceps and big smile. Qiao Yu, with her easy kindness towards the kids and Yuhua alike. Qiao Yu, who clapped a warm hand on Shen Yuhua's shoulder every time she did well, who offered to share her water or braid Yuhua's hair on a hot day, whose every glance made Shen Yuhua blush like an idiot—how could Shen Yuhua not like her?
(A summer camp romance.)
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love is the kill (your heart's still wild) by closedcaptioning
Fandoms: Daughter of a Thousand Faces (Webcomic)
14 Aug 2025
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Qiao Yu had been able to keep on believing that she was not lonely up until she met the huli jing girl with big, golden eyes whose smile lingers like the aftershock of lightning, whose laughter echoes and echoes back through all the years Qiao Yu has lived in the silence of duty and promises.
Or: Qiao Yu might be falling for the fox who calls herself Kaikai and blushes whenever Qiao Yu meets her gaze.
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the legend of the three swords by closedcaptioning
Fandoms: Daughter of a Thousand Faces (Webcomic)
16 Jul 2025
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Leng Feng reaches down to scoop the book up, and freezes. Staring up at him from the page is an illustration of what is, undeniably, two male lovers splayed on a bed, wrapped in a sensual embrace.
“Uh,” says Leng Feng. He turns slowly to face Yuhua, whose face is bright red. “Is this what I—“
“It’s not mine!” says Yuhua desperately. “It’s not—I was just. Borrowing it.”Or: Leng Feng and Shen Yuhua have similar taste in (bad) literature.
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open up my eager eyes by closedcaptioning
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 May 2025
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Gongyi Xiao is grateful Xiao Xingchen can’t see his blush as he takes his arm again. Gosh, he wishes he knew how to flirt for real. He needs lessons. They don’t teach this in school! Gongyi Xiao doesn’t know why not, since this is clearly an applicable real-world skill!
Or: Gongyi Xiao is working the graveyard shift, and Xiao Xingchen is used to being out after dark.
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- Part 4 of mxtx rarepairs
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just the price i pay by closedcaptioning
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 Apr 2025
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Ming Fan’s husband, his beloved Jin Ling, whose political marriage had been cold at first but had turned into something real and warm over time over the course of a thousand tiny moments, disastrous attempts to make pork lotus soup, cups of tea after long days of political meetings, late night talks about living in the shadows of the living and the missing—Jin Ling had been slumped over, blood trickling out of the corner of his mouth.
Or: Luo Binghe gets his revenge on his childhood bully. Ming Fan's husband is just collateral damage.
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- Part 3 of mxtx rarepairs
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gotta be down because i want it all by closedcaptioning
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Mar 2025
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“This is serious!” Shang Qinghua whines. “I’m definitely going to die this time!”
Shen Qingqiu rolls his eyes and pours himself another cup of tea. “You’ve done it before. No great loss.”Or: Shang Qinghua wants a hot demonic boyfriend. Shen Qingqiu wants no part in this.
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- Part 2 of mxtx rarepairs
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let me go (and i just can't look) by closedcaptioning
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Mar 2025
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Liu Qingge frowns at Mu Qingfang. “I don’t want you to waste any medicine on me, shidi. I’m sure you need it for your patients who are in more pain.”
“Every moment I spend attached to you is painful,” moans Sha Hualing.
Or: Sha Hualing's discount talisman seduction plan goes very wrong. She did not ask for a front row ticket to her future brother-in-law's awkward crush on his doctor.
Series
- Part 1 of mxtx rarepairs
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purple and gold by closedcaptioning
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
15 Apr 2024
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𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘑𝘪𝘯 𝘡𝘪𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵?
Jiang Cheng wants to force the thought from his mind, but his stupid, foolish brain has already launched into a playthrough of the scene. How Jin Guangshan’s mouth will drop open when he hears, a vein throbbing in his temple. How Madame Jin and all the senior disciples will whisper in shock, pressing their sleeves over their mouths. How Jin Zixuan will look at him in horror, reeling back. Skilled cultivator or not, why would he want to trade the elegant Lady Jiang for her surly brother?Or: Jiang Cheng volunteers to take his sister's place in her arranged marriage. What he didn't expect is that his new fiancé is the least of his problems.
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Cheng Xiaoshi might be having a breakdown. But his best friend in the entire world is dead, so maybe he deserves some slack.
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making you fall like that by closedcaptioning
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
18 May 2023
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Dan Heng is the quiet Gryffindor seeker with a reputation for careful, excellent flying. Blade is the vicious Slytherin seeker whose healing magic makes him reckless. One way or another, they are doomed to collide.
Or: the inherent homoeroticism of sports rivalry, with a little magic thrown in.
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stuck in your wonderland by closedcaptioning
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Super Dangan Ronpa 2
08 Jun 2022
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Gonta Gokuhara is incredibly sweet and also incredibly hunky. He is, even Toko must admit, the perfect love interest for any young and impressionable teenage protagonist.
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- Part 37 of sdr2/drv3 crossover rarepairs
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cut through without fear by closedcaptioning
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Super Dangan Ronpa 2
08 Jun 2022
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According to his classmates, no one has ever flirted with Kokichi and lived to tell the tale.
But Teruteru's not like other guys. He's a whole lot more desperate.
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- Part 36 of sdr2/drv3 crossover rarepairs
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and i've waited for so long by closedcaptioning
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Super Dangan Ronpa 2
07 Mar 2022
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As the Ultimate Maid, it is only natural that Kirumi Tojo is drawn to those in need. Really, it isn't anyone's fault that Mikan Tsumiki requires more attention than the average student.
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- Part 35 of sdr2/drv3 crossover rarepairs
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i hope those blues will never, ever get you by closedcaptioning
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Jan 2022
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Xiao is idiotically, hopelessly, head-over-heels in love.
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always leave them wanting more by closedcaptioning
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Jan 2022
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“Care to explain why Venti is going around telling everyone that you’re looking for the love of your life at the Windblume Festival?” The note in Rosaria’s voice is almost playful. Diluc scowls.
“If I knew,” he snaps, “I would be able to stop him, wouldn't I?”
Or: Five times the patrons of Angel's Share Tavern broke Master Diluc's rules, and one time he (sort of) broke them himself.
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don't you cry, i'll be back again someday by closedcaptioning
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Jan 2022
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Possibility number one: Kaeya is still dreaming right now. But his dreams are usually blurry smears of emotion. This world has too much detail.
Possibility number two: Kaeya is hallucinating. He’s drugged out of his mind on some new herbal poultice after a battle, and any minute, he will wake up to Barbara’s concerned frown.
Possibility number three: the archons are totally messing with Kaeya. He dismisses this one. What god would concern themselves with the bad blood between a knight and a bartender?