7 Works by concrastinator
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shifting realities by concrastinator
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman (Comics), DCU, The Batman (Movie 2022)
04 Sep 2023
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Bruce narrows his eyes and almost tilts his head in confusion. His Batsuit is drenched in rainwater, making it impossible to glide. “Where is Robin.” If this… thing doesn’t start answering his questions he’s gonna start punching.
The thing giggles. It's smile widens, revealing a maw with too much teeth. “Silly, Batman! That’s not how it works.”
A ninja star in the shape of a bat is thrown at the anomaly who disappears with a FWOOM! right as the projectile makes contact.
“I’m Bat-Mite by the way.” the voice says behind him. How it crept up on him, Bruce doesn’t know.
“Here’s what’s gonna happen: You, Bruce Wayne, The Batman, Vengeance, Gotham’s Dark Knight! You, my friend, are gonna learn.”
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When the fifth-dimensional being named Bat-Mite decides to sow chaos in Gotham City, Batman and Robin were immediately on the case. Robin regrettably gets kidnapped and held hostage by Bat-Mite, and Batman reluctantly enlists the help of Superman, who has faced Mr. Mxzyptlk in the past. Will they be able to save Robin in time? Or will Bat-Mite prevail?
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I’m Brucie Wayne, and Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night!
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- Part 1 of gotham's favorite himbo
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#AndAMovie (Somewhere Out There) by coolcoolcool (concrastinator)
Fandoms: Community (TV)
03 Oct 2022
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It's happening. It's finally happening. The movie's here.
Abed felt it when he went for his morning run. But he didn't realize it until after breakfast.
His whole morning routine went perfectly. Almost as if to establish a character's normal life before it all went wrong.Uh oh.
He's calling Jeff.
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fucked stupid by concrastinator
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), DCU
26 Apr 2022
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Clark lost his sense of time somewhere after his third orgasm.
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on our way to third base by concrastinator
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics)
03 Apr 2022
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“I just gotta ask: does—Oh, Rao—does this mean we’re dating? Like what’s the—mmmph, sitrep on our relationship? Because i-if you want a friends-with-benefits arrangement I can cope with that. I have to ask because you have a whole lotta exes and I don’t want us to end when we’ve barely started, but if we are gonna be dating, like dating dating it’d be, fuck, nice to know—”
The bickering (and kissing) (and sex) right after on yearning paragons but can be read as a standalone.
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- Part 2 of days with you
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who would've thought i'd get you? by concrastinator
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), DCU
09 Dec 2021
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After a long
day48 hours of the Justice League facing against a new alien species trying to invade Earth, Bruce and Clark spend some time talking about Batcow, bickering over Daniel Caesar, and watching the sunrise (not necessarily in that order).The sort-of conclusion to on yearning paragons and on our way to third base.
Title based on the song "Get You" by Daniel Caesar ft. Kali Uchis.
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- Part 3 of days with you
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on yearning paragons by concrastinator for rotasha
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU, Batman (Comics), Superman (Comics)
06 Dec 2021
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There have been numerous instances in their years working together that Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne could've easily kissed, but the experience itself was a quiet affair.
It happens on a late Friday morning when Bruce asks a question and lays a calloused hand on Clark's.
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- Part 1 of days with you