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    Strawberry Scripture by for omens_for_ophelia

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett  

    12 Jan 2024

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    Crowley inhaled deeply before she spoke again, making quick work of the remaining buttons on Aziraphale's shirt at the same time. "Aren't you going to... carry on eating?"

    His lips crooked in a small smile, Aziraphale took the fork in hand and manoeuvred more buttercream onto its leftmost tine. Peeling the neckline of her jumper back with one hand, he trailed the buttercream down Crowley's throat with the other, beginning directly beneath her chin and halting at the flushed patch of skin just shy of her collarbone.

    "But, of course, darling. I would never neglect anything you had so kindly brought me."

    Or: Armageddon has been averted, and Aziraphale and Crowley, who have never been physically intimate before, are free to do as they choose.

    What they choose to do is... well, food play. And it's not only the combination of cake on skin that Aziraphale wants to taste - it's Crowley's scales, too.

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    08 Feb 2024

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    Ship of Dreams by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Doctor Who, Underworld (Movies)  

    01 Mar 2024

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    Aziraphale drags a reluctant Crowley on a cruise, and the demon is forced to admit that it was actually a brilliant idea. Along the way they make some new friends.

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    08 Feb 2024

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    An Anniversary to Remember (the smutty bits) by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    12 Jan 2024

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    Crowley, in an effort to get more intimate with Aziraphale, drums up an occasion to celebrate and acquires some very thoughtful gifts for his angel. In the process, he discovers that Aziraphale partook in more than just dancing the gavotte at the 100 Guineas Club. (Imagine an awkward confrontation, Crowley taking everything too personal and moping, and a tender make-up. This follows the make-up).

    The story is set between S1 & S2, following the Lockdown special; the following is an excerpt from the chapter where we earn our Explicit rating.

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    12 Jan 2024

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    Petrichor & Parchment by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    20 Dec 2019

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    “Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?

    Now also available as a podfic from Literarion

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    11 Jan 2024

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    And They Were Streamers by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    04 Aug 2025

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    (Human) Twitch Streamer AU, as shared on Tumblr! (ATWS / #ineffable streamers)

    Aziraphale and Crowley are two polar opposite Twitch streamers who are exceedingly popular in their own ways. Besides their moderators, no one watching would ever guess that they live together. Nor that their feelings run a whole lot deeper than friendship.

    (Abandoned, but includes all the draft notes for how the story ends)

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    10 Jan 2024