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    From there, it becomes a thing. At least once a day, either Christopher or Buck declare that a mild inconvenience is a part of the anti-gay agenda.

    They hit every red light? During pride month? Homophobic.

    The hot water stops working? In June? Homophobic.

     

    Or, Eddie doesn't think he really needs to come out to anyone. Christopher adopts a new catchphrase. Buck is confused.

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    “We thought you were straight,” Chimney admits.

    “And that’s on us for assuming,” Hen adds.

    “I am. Usually,” Buck confirms. “But it’s Pride Month, so. You know,” he shrugs.

    “I’m not sure we do know,” Hen says, after a moment of silence.

     

    Or, Buck's pretty sure that everyone's gay during Pride Month. Buck and Eddie test the theory.

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    “ACHOO!” Eddie sneezes.

    Christopher jumps, and, honestly, so does Eddie. It’s a hostile sneeze. Animalistic. It shakes him to his core.

    “Bless you!” A kind voice calls from the aether. Christopher blinks up at him, confused. Eddie shrugs.

    “…thank you!” He calls back.

     

    Or, Eddie cannot stop sneezing. The walls of his new complex must be really thin, because someone keeps saying "bless you".

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    “It didn’t mean anything! I swear!” The random man Eddie has never seen before cries suddenly, somewhat stilted, looking directly at Eddie. “Please take me back!”

    Eddie has no fucking idea what’s happening. It’s like he had a stroke and woke up in the middle of a telenovela.

     

    Or, Buck needs a fake boyfriend. Eddie loses his mind and offers to play the part.

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    “My dads,” Christopher mumbles in his sleep. “Are getting married.”

    Eddie clears his throat. From the corner of his eye, he can see Buck’s knuckles tighten on the steering wheel.

    “I’m not a flower girl!” Christopher continues, annoyed. “I have no flowers.”

    “Maybe we should wake him?” Buck suggests. “He seems, um. Distressed.”

     

    Or, Christopher sleep talks. Buck and Eddie get a front row seat to his dream.

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