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As a general rule, Nico believes in being honest, even brutally so.
But the moment Gabi cracks the eggs open right into the pot of pasta, Nico knows he has to lie through his teeth.
“Looks great,” he says, ignoring the voice in his head that sounds a lot like his mother sternly telling him Lügen haben kurze Beine when he was a kid. “Can’t wait to try it.”
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“Your balls are all over the fucking internet, but glasses—that’s where you draw the line?”
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Gabi snorts. "No offense, but you're too old to be getting into situationships."
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The first time Ancel found a gray hair he nearly screamed. Except Berenger was asleep in the other room so he took a careful breath instead. He plucked the hair and burned it over the flame of the lamp standing on his dressing table, going back to combing his hair with slow even motions until it shone.
If he spent extra time that night inspecting the rest of his locks for other traitorous signs of gray, then no one was around to see, or mention it.
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- Part 8 of Captive Prince Fanfiction
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12 Jul 2023
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Castor is a gladiator and he has been for more than twenty years. He's used to the fighting, and to fulfilling the desires of Rome's elite.
Following an injury, he's taken to a rich patrician's villa up the coast. Valens is handsome and familiar and twenty-six years old, and despite his better judgement, Castor finds him almost irresistibly attractive.
But Valens has enemies. And Castor has a choice to make.
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10 Jul 2021
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“My lord, may I speak plainly?” Parsins asked from the driver’s seat of the town car.
“Please do,” Berenger said, looking up into the rear-view mirror to see the black sedan that had been following them since they’d left his penthouse half an hour ago.
“This is a terrible plan.”
“Thank you,” Berenger said as Parsins pulled up in front of the gentlemen's club The Pet Parlor. “Your protests have been noted.”
(Ancel’s a stripper. Berenger needs him to put on a show, but not the one he expects.)
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- Part 26 of Captive Prince Fanfiction
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13 Sep 2021