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Micheal Wheeler
Professor in the English Department
Brown University
LITR 1010A
Quality: 1/5
Difficulty: 5/5
Wheeler is one of the most unpleasant professors i’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting. he’s the harshest grader i’ve ever had and i would rather pluck every single hair off of my body individually before i take another one of his classes
Erica Sinclair & Co set off on a mission to find out who the hell is married to her professors.
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love language by crrayners
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
17 Nov 2023
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Upon pushing the heavy door open, she noticed two things. One, her apartment was fucking trashed, and two, there was somebody sitting on her couch, cross-legged as she peered down at Suguru’s cat, Tora, on the floor.
She had short, unruly white hair that tickled the back of her neck, the wispy strands just barely met her shoulders. Suguru looked at her eyes and watched them twinkle and squint every few seconds as she observed Suguru’s cat like he was otherworldly.
Suguru would probably think she was cute if she wasn’t a fucking stranger in her apartment. Definitely Suguru’s type too, but she was entirely too stressed out to entertain that thought, so she brushed it off and watched the scene in front of her.
or, Satoru is an alien who travels to earth to study love, but falls in love with Suguru instead.
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i will bleed for your applause by mahbecks
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
22 Sep 2024
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“Oh my god, are you crying? Because you didn't get his number?”
Shoko sounds just as appalled as Satoru feels, and he makes a dramatic noise as he buries his face in the pillow she’d served back to him.
“Yes,” he pouts, sniffling. “Yes, I am.”
“Dude.” She shoves him with a foot, knocking the pillow out of his hands. “It’s just one guy.”
Offended, Satoru gapes at her. “He is not just some guy!” he protests.
“He’s not?”
“No! He's my - he’s my Cinderella!” Satoru wails.
Satoru Gojo thinks there's something familiar about the guy who's started giving him free coffee every time he comes into the shop. He just - can't figure out what it is.
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01 Feb 2026
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How to deal with an intruder in your house - a guide by Gojō Satoru by enea
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
03 Feb 2024
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There’s a thief in Satoru’s house.
In an all in all unsurprising display of lack of common sense, Satoru doesn’t call the police. Instead, he falls in love, offers him money, makes him a cup of tea, fights him and asks him to move in. In that order.
Or: Satoru mistakes Suguru for a thief. It doesn’t stop him from falling for Suguru embarassingly fast.
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31 Jan 2026
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what the cat dragged in by katerpillar
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
05 Jul 2025
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The man that comes bursting through the doors looks like if someone took all of Megumi's vaguest fantasies, put them in an oven, and baked them until done. He's tall, broad, buff but not too buff, and to top it all off he's got wide brown baby-cow eyes and a head of fluffy pink hair. Boyish. Cute. He is also, noticeably, bleeding from a nasty-looking cut right beneath his eye.
Pink Hair looks around wildly for a moment before locking eyes with Megumi and making a beeline for him. Megumi raises a brow as he heaves a cat carrier onto the counter, bracing both of his hands on top of it like he's trying to stop it from jumping off.
"Hi," Pink Hair pants, as the carrier gives a sudden rattle and lets out an ear-splitting shriek. Megumi takes a step back. "Do you guys take demon cats?"
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Fushiguro Megumi, emergency vet, gets an unusual patient.
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31 Jan 2026
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are we still friends? by rosedived for magswrite
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Oct 2025
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Eventually, Suguru is able to pin Satoru’s wrists down, holding them with one hand over Satoru’s head. He gets a few moments of something warm and prideful glowing in his chest, the thought that he won running through his head, before he looks down at Satoru’s face and realizes he didn’t win at all. This is exactly what Satoru wanted—to wrestle like teenagers, for whatever reason—and Suguru unknowingly played right into it. The wide grin currently illuminating Satoru’s face, despite evidently losing, is proof enough.
With a huff, Suguru releases Satoru’s wrists and rolls his eyes. He leans back, ready to chide Satoru for being a child and get off of him, when he’s distracted by—Suguru realizes there’s not really a polite way to put it—Satoru’s hard-as-fuck dick.
Or, Satoru accidentally gets a boner, and Suguru spirals over it.
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29 Jan 2026
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you got me (right where you want me) by craisinsensation1029
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
31 Dec 2025
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“I have an idea.”
Suguru perks up at the sound of Satoru’s voice, paling slightly when he takes in the expression on his face.
He has one of those looks, the one that tells Suguru the next words that will come out his mouth will either be absolutely brilliant, or the worst thing he’s ever heard.
Suguru gulps slightly, his palms suddenly feeling clammy. He wipes them on his thighs before letting his finger trace the rim of his glass. “What is it?”
“You can take me!” he beams, a magnificent smile spreading across his lips. “I’ll be your boyfriend!”
If Suguru could see his reflection right now, he would probably look as pale as Satoru.
A smoke signal, a flare gun going off, someone coming up to him and blatantly saying, ‘Hey, your best friend is about to say something really fucking crazy’, anything would have been nice to prepare Suguru for this.
“What?” Suguru croaks.
or; Satoru volunteers being Suguru's fake boyfriend and nothing can go wrong.
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28 Jan 2026