6 Works by cumberbatchcheekbones

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    "All for freedom and for pleasure
    Nothing ever lasts forever
    Everybody wants to rule the world"
    -Tears For Fears

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    Sex work exists all across the universe, but on the chaotic planet Sakaar, it thrives. After four difficult years, the earthling C has made a name for themself as the Grandmaster's sex party organizer and founder of the local dungeon Medusa. But when a certain trickster god joins the Grandmaster's entourage, C's world goes topsy turvy. Together, the Asgardian and Midgardian deviants teach one another about adaptability, vulnerability, self-acceptance... and getting their own hedonistic needs met.

    A peek into Loki's two weeks on Sakaar during Thor Ragnarok. Character tags and additional tags will be added as fic continues.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    63
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    Fact: he was not sexually attracted to anyone
    Fact: then he got hit in the head really, really hard
    Fact: Coulson's... really, really hot now

    Conclusion: ????

    Written by knight_bus_of_doom, co-authored by FallingForThirtyMinutes

    Language:
    English
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    10,283
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    190
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    Wordlessly, Thor sinks to his knees between your legs. Looking up at you, eyes still hungry, he speaks. “I understand you, little treasure. With every fiber of my being, I consent.”

    You gasp softly at his words. They stir something inside you, warm and potent buzzing in your core. You simply have to ask. “Do you desire me, Thor Odinson?”

    He pauses, choosing his words with purpose. “I give you this offering to save the Nine Realms, to keep Ragnarök at bay. I do what duty demands.” And then the crown prince runs his hands up your legs, gently pulling your skirt up just past your knees. “It makes it all the sweeter to know that my insatiable desire for you will also save our world.”

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    Summary: One night, a very nervous Thor comes to the Temple of Freyja for help and instead finds you, her daughter, sitting at the dais. He hopes you can provide him with a blessing of victory in battle- the prophecy of Ragnarök is at stake. You can, and you want to. But given that you are the Goddess of Lust and Intimacy, your seiðr works a little differently than most sorcerors...

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    Kudos:
    211
    Bookmarks:
    27
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    2,670
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    Hamish is kidnapped, and John and Sherlock come to find him.

    Language:
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1,912
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    One-shot detailing John and Sherlock's escapades through the airport on a trip to Rio.

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    English
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    Chapters:
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    720
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    Domestic Johnlock fluff. When Sherlock puts off groceries once more, John is forced to teach him some things about general household chores. Great Blendable Pelvis Accident reference, mind-boggling detergent, and an interesting discovery hidden away in a bathroom.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,725
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,197

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