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    “Well,” Ilya acquiesces after a beat, “You are an asshole.”

    “Thank you!!” Shane yelps, throwing his hands up in frustration, “That’s all I fucking want! I contain multitudes! Nuance! Shades of grey!” 

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    15 Mar 2026

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    It's now or never. It's go time. Or what the fuck ever. Shane spits it out. Maybe it comes out as the measliest attempt at seduction Shane's ever done before, "do you want me to fuck you with my big dick?"

    "Oh," Ilya says. Softly, like he's genuinely shocked now. But also definitely concealing a laugh. "Um. Is that what you want?"

    or, shane is hung but he literally isn't even using all that

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    15 Mar 2026

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    you, plural.

    or: Svetlana has Ilya, and then she does not.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    The change is gradual, and no one could fault Shane for missing it; the damning videos that creep in are, in many ways, exactly the same as all the others.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    The first time Hayden asks himself if Shane Hollander is gay, he’s drunk and stupid, and it isn’t even about Shane. He’s just being maudlin, the buzz of mid-shelf tequila turned sour after he stopped a girl getting too handsy with him on the dancefloor. She’d looked at him like he was crazy.

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    Five times Hayden asks himself if Shane is gay and one time it's pretty fucking obvious. Because he walks in on them.

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    Local dude convinces himself his best hockey bro is straight despite evidence to the contrary. What happens next will shock you.

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    14 Mar 2026