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Crossover Newsbytes by cxmp
Fandoms: Associated Worlds Series - Alistair Young, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
13 Apr 2025
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Nanofic snippets of the mess that ensues when the galactic civilisation of the Associated Worlds runs into the galactic civilisation of the Hitchhiker's Guide, as reported by the Imperial Infoclast's inferior imitators (because I just can't equal Alistair's sheer weapons-grade snarkonium).
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Every summer, skater boys Calum and Michael travel to a sleepaway camp like no other — Camp Woodward — to hone their skills, meet new friends, and take their talents to the next level. But it's what they're not expecting that will change their lives forever.
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Parody lyrics for the 5SOS song "Good Girls", expressing my belief that the majority of "straight boys" are actually closeted bisexuals.
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Congratulations! You Like Boys Now by cxmp
Fandoms: Associated Worlds Series - Alistair Young
31 Mar 2023
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In the Empire of the Star, sexuality truly is a choice — because anyone can buy ultratech brain surgery over-the-counter. Here's the pamphlet Harmonious Union will give you after they make you gay, to advise you on "the care and feeding of your new sexuality".
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"I've discovered the secret of flight. Real flight, like the birds. Like Icarus."
It's a good job Calum promised not to laugh, because, what? "I dunno, man. I heard what happened to the last guy to strap wings to his arms and jump off a skyscraper. And personally I like having legs."
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Dr Fluke has a wacky new invention, and needs an athlete to test it. Calum is happy to oblige.
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Starstruck (Sounds Good, Feels Good) by morguesgarden, spookyjwd
Fandoms: Waterparks (Band), 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
26 May 2025
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Awsten took a deep breath as he rolled over, pulling his comforter up over his shoulders and trying to close his eyes. He just had to get through the feature. It was business. The fans would love it. He wasn’t going to let these weird feelings come out and ruin things all over again.
He could shove them down and let them stay in the past, and he would get over them the same way he did before.Awsten gets a text from an old crush about a feature.
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31 May 2025