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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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22 Aug 2025
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Like Cobalt by WitchDrug
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
29 Jul 2021
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Jeralt has always been aware that his daughter would never be normal but this—this just takes the fucking cake.
A story featuring:
Jeralt 'I Can’t Do This' Eisner;
Byleth 'Fuck That, I Will Do This' Eisner;
And a whole monastery of colorful characters who have to bear both witness and victim to this father-daughter duo.
Oh, and the animals. Don't forget the animals.
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- 31/?
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02 Jan 2024
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How Can I Support My Favorite Character If I'm the Villain? by KuriKuri
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
23 May 2022
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User Code: “Where am I?” activated! a cheery voice exclaims, and Giyū startles slightly as a glowing, semi-translucent screen pops up in his field of vision. It looks like some sort of video game map – not that he has much experience playing video games – and he feels his forehead crease as he studies the menu options.
Giyū hesitates, but then asks, “What is this?”
For a moment, nothing happens, but then the cheery voice says, In your final moments, you expressed a desire to know how Sword of Destruction character Sabito’s story ended. Your afterlife experience has been modified to accommodate your dying wish.
(Or: Scum Villain AU)
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19 Dec 2023
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Business by esama
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
01 Jan 2014
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The Dursleys didn't raise Harry Potter to be a very good boy.
Mildest of fusions with Sherlock Holmes
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09 Aug 2023
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"We will choose a new Archon before Celestia chooses for us!"
Archeologists Hanxue and Yixuan started a debate that leads to Liyue looking far and wide for a new and competent Geo Archon after the passing of Rex Lapis.
Zhongli, the consultant for the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, has a bad feeling about it.
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16 Feb 2022