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Late Night Talking by thechloediaries (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
16 Jul 2023
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Stargazing at 3am with your crush who happens to be your enemy. What could go wrong?
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Prompts: “It’s three in the morning.” + “You make me want things I can’t have.”
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I'll buy you the moon (I'll buy you two) by Thesaurus_with_no_words
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
18 Jun 2023
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It's been three days since Wei Wuxian last ate.
"Hungry," A-Yuan whines, pulling at his hand. Wei Wuxian tries to focus on the vegetable display in front of him. He's got 10 credits left on the last safe account he's got access to. Half a kilo of wilted vegetables, the cheapest thing in the store, costs 15.
The potatoes are sprouted. Half of Wei Wuxian's sluggish mind wonders if that means he can bargain down the prize, while the other half is screaming that something is very wrong. They have been planet-side for around 36 hours and so far nothing adds up.
Blinking slowly, Wei Wuxian stares at the potatoes. The green sprouts seem to taunt him.
Suddenly he remembers that Shanxu, the planet they are supposed to be on, has a current ban on potatoes, due to some aggressive and rapidly mutating form of crop blight."Fuck," Wei Wuxian hisses.
Where the are they? What planet is this!?
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Lan Wangji looks back at him for an endless moment, face unreadable.Wei Wuxian swallows and exhales shakily. Lan Wangji is acting very collected for someone who just spotted a ghost. Shit. If Wei Wuxian survives this, he is going to have to fake his own death again.
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Just Ask Me To Stay by mrcformoso
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
12 May 2023
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Today seemed to be one of those bad post-breakup days, days when Lan Zhan wished that Wei Ying would lift the embargo to just wipe Jin Zixun off of the face of the planet. Wei Ying was day drinking wine, his feet on Lan Zhan’s lap, the sullen expression stapled on his face despite watching ‘Whose Line is it Anyway’.
“You know what sucks the most about breaking up?” Wei Ying swished the wine in his glass. “I miss having sex.”
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“If you had a choice, would you fuck me?”Or: After a nasty breakup, Lan Zhan comforts his best friend Wei Ying, and does everything he can to reaffirm his self-worth. Including sex. And sometimes, it takes a good railing too see what has been in front of you all along.
Or, or: ModernAU, Best Friends to Lovers, and Oh My God They Were Roommates. -
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Every time Wei Wuxian came in contact with him, incidentally or not, Lan Wangji would recoil from the touch as if burned.
Every time Wei Wuxian smiled at him, Lan Wangji would immediately look away as if the sight alone repulsed him.
Every time Wei Wuxian tried to talk to him, Lan Wangji would mostly not react as if he was merely tolerating his presence.
The only times Lan Wangji actually replied to him were to tell him how “ridiculous“ or “shameless“ or “pathetic“ he was.
Wei Wuxian would only laugh because he knew that it was true. He was pathetic for being so desperate for any form of contact with Lan Wangji.
(Modern Celebrities AU)
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make a mercy out of me by NEEMU (Dawn_Song)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2021
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Lan Wangji is trying to get away from the Wens and crawls into Wei Wuxian's bedroom window and accidentally lands on Wei Wuxian's bed, between his legs.
Or alternatively:
Monster Cock owner Lan Wangji sneaks into an unsuspecting gongzi’s room at night. Whatever will Wei gongzi do?