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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    The Vast expanse of Knowledge has always called to Jon.
    A butterfly flaps its wings and Jon lets himself drown in the infinity of knowledge and that changes everything. Especially as it leads to him being taken under Simon Fairchild's wing. Jon is too touched by the "eye" (if only he actually knew) and a bit too academically smart and connected for Elias to choose to promote him so sweet, innocent, and actually qualified Saha gets the job much to Elias' annoyance. And Jon would've been so perfect to having been marked by at least four fears already!

     

    This was supposed to be just a one-shot but we'll see how far it goes.

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    26 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    It’s what it says on the tin.

    Jon get adopted (kidnapped) by the Mechanisms after the Mr. Spider incident. This leads to a bunch of silly and not so silly stuff happening in the Tma universe!

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    24 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 82

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    Sasha_James: Tim…

    Martin.K.Blackwood: this really isn’t necessary! I’m fine! promise

    Timmonychriss changed Sasha_James’s name to, Thesmart_one
    Timmonychriss changed Timmonychriss’s name to, Thehot_one

    Thehot_one:Hmmm…

    Thehot_one: no Wit is.

    Thehot_one: you were trapped by worms for two weeks I can be a little bit worried

    Thehot_one changed Martin.K.Blackwood’s name to, Needsprotect

    Thehot_one: Your lukcy I didn’t go w ith “Atracts worms’

    Thehot_one: Wait actually

    Thesmart_one: Tim. No.

    Needsprotect: please dont!

    Thehot_one: I won’t… unless ;)

     

    In other words. Tim starts a group chat hoping to stay in better contact with Martin after Martin's encounter with Prentice. Shenanigans ensue.

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    18 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 64

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    The police comes down to the archives to interrogate the staff about Gertude's murder. Turns out one of them is Ashes, and Jon does not approve.

    Your classic Mechs-was-jons-college-band fic except Jon hates cops

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    16 Jan 2026

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    Jonathan Sims was not human. Sure they were an avatar of an Eldritch god of fear, but that’s not what we’re talking about here. “Jonathan Sims” was really named Lyfrassir Edda, they were born over a century ago on New Midgard, and they were not human.

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    14 Jan 2026