disgruntledtoad
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
The shinobi of Konoha get mandatory dental and don't know what to do about it.
Bookmarked by disgruntledtoad
13 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
On day four of being a genin, Sakura accidentally travels forward through time and into Ino's apartment.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,852
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 52
- Kudos:
- 1,618
- Bookmarks:
- 260
- Hits:
- 9,210
Bookmarked by disgruntledtoad
07 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“WHAT DID YOU DO?” Sakura screeched. The ground cracked ominously under her feet.
“Sakura-san, please,” Orochimaru chided. “Not every forbidden jutsu is my fault.”
[For the anonymous tumblr prompt: “postcanon orochimaru time travels to team seven's genin days. maybe postcanon sakura is there too, because they were in the middle of supervising a playdate or something. it's a very confusing experience for everyone else”]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,080
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 97
- Kudos:
- 2,731
- Bookmarks:
- 479
- Hits:
- 14,730
Bookmarked by disgruntledtoad
07 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Orochimaru-sama comes to the Academy and asks for the student with the best calligraphy.
“Only the girls learn it,” Iruka-sensei says, and Orochimaru-sama clicks his tongue like he disapproves. “But we have several capable young kunoichi.”
Sakura has the highest marks in calligraphy, higher even than Ino-chan. She has good marks in their painting class, too, and any class that involves holding a pencil. She tells Orochimaru-sama this proudly.
“How wonderful,” he says, and she’s giddy with praise from the legendary war hero.
He wants to see her write, so she does. They go to Iruka-sensei’s desk and both her teacher and Orochimaru-sama watch her. Orochimaru-sama asks her to write smaller and smaller. She does. He praises her.
“Yes,” he says, “I think you’ll do.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,066
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 16
- Comments:
- 124
- Kudos:
- 3,353
- Bookmarks:
- 948
- Hits:
- 22,903
Bookmarked by disgruntledtoad
07 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“Are you single?” Gaara asks. He’s not sure how he’s meant to do this.
“Oh, I see,” the man says after a pause. “I’ve read about this. You’re asking me out, and I should answer based on my interest rather than my actual relationship status.”
Good, he’s making this easy, Gaara thinks.
OR: Gaara asks Sai out.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,050
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 225
- Kudos:
- 2,774
- Bookmarks:
- 900
- Hits:
- 10,576
Bookmarked by disgruntledtoad
07 Mar 2026