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The year is 2017, and TV World Productions has been bought out by a media conglomerate, putting a swift and violent end to Mr. "Ant" Tenna's life's work.
At his lowest point, an old business partner makes an unexpected reappearance.
Two middle aged men try their best to reconcile the many ways they hurt themselves, and hurt each other, and find something to hold on to in their turbulent lives. -
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1997 was his favorite year. The highlight of his career, the peak of the mountain before the inevitable fall.
That said, 2011 was shaping up to be one of the best of the worst years of his life. He may not be in the running for #1 rated salesman of the year, but as far as back alley blowjobs went, business has never been better.
A salesman's gotta get by somehow, right?
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It's a real comedy special - Spamton wakes up from a wonderful nap in Kris' pocket, and finds himself in a whole new TV World! Worse, he is a pair of glasses worn by a beautiful Lightener who, get this, looks just like NEO!
Can Spamton survive Mettaton's TV World? Can he win his TV back? Can he change the channel on his fate one last time?
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The NEO MADS collaboration comes with extra benefits.
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Paper Planes by djinnmachine
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
13 Apr 2025
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Astrotrain barely feels real anymore. He's an object, a thing, a vessel, and he keeps on moving because that's the only things he knows how to do. Then he receives a message from beyond the grave.
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spamton's guide to resource allocation by andthemumblingintensifies
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Undertale (Video Game)
17 Nov 2025
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Spamton G. Spamton can't control his jealous streak when a guest star from the Light World gets along a little too well with his business partner. Luckily, the newcomer has no shame, legs to die for, and a plan to get his way.
Bookmarked by djinnmachine
17 Nov 2025
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Obsession has a way of growing organs until it resembles something living. And when you're desperate enough, when you're lonely enough, when everything human has failed you, you'll find comfort anywhere. Even pressed against static and glass.
Bookmarked by djinnmachine
09 Nov 2025
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Tonight, he's decided to do something about it. He can't dance around this issue without at least acting on the stuff that's relatively easy. The carnal part of it. Get Tenna in bed with him. See where it goes from there. Maybe it'll even quiet down those clenches in his chest if he gets some nice, private TV Time. The first hurdle though, is getting an actual true workaholic to put down his stupid overtime paperwork and pay attention to his co-star.
What is a big shot to do when he's finally gathered the courage to make a move on his business partner, but the man is making him work for it? Well, he's gonna play his cards right and maybe even learn a little something about himself in the process. No promises on that last part.
Bookmarked by djinnmachine
17 Oct 2025
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Defernull Tenna rides Defernull Spamton
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- Part 2 of Deltarune One Shots
Bookmarked by djinnmachine
14 Oct 2025
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Despite what Spamton would later tell people, he had not, in fact, set out to seduce Tenna.
A liar and a cheat though he may be, he couldn’t possibly lie about the fact that he’d thought about it. It just hadn’t seemed like it was within his grasp; Tenna, practically a God in these lands, a tall, tall drink of water with his fanged smile and his expressive hands, the boss, the star, the main event who anyone would give up their left nut (figurative or otherwise) to screw, had no business being seduced by a scrawny little Addison no matter how charming he may be.
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Spamton isn't so sure their size difference is ever going to work. Tenna gives him a hands-on demonstration on just how to make it happen.
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Bookmarked by djinnmachine
22 Sep 2025

