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    “I feel like I don’t know anything when it comes to you.”

    A contestant on the TV runs out of time, alarm blaring distantly. Another guesses the answer wrong.

    “You knew me once.”

    “I knew who you pretended to be.”

    Interpol!Reader x BAU!Emily

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    This will mean nothing in the near future, where Clorinde will face her Archon and Navia will serve the Oratrice one last time, but it means something now.

    She prays Focalors is a merciful god, because she cannot fathom dying without tasting Clorinde in entirety.

    Navia discovers the fine-print of the prophecy. Unfortunately, only after she lets Clorinde fuck her.

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    in august, kara kisses lena to save her life.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    so the question becomes: what wouldn't kara do for her?

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    08 Jan 2026

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    This is not Lena's beautiful house, and this is not her beautiful wife. How did she get here?

    Oh right. Goddamn Mxyzpltk.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    Metropolis has been abjectly miserable for the past two years, no one for Lena to turn to with her problems or anxieties. The closest thing she’s had to a friend has been her favorite Chinese place’s delivery drivers.

    Lex had been arrested, Sam had left, and Jack had died all in the course of one really, really shitty year, and the year that’s followed has been exponentially more shitty. Lena’s glad it’s almost over, and that she gets to forcibly eject it from her life like a floppy disk carrying a PC-killing virus with her best friend’s help in a foreign country. Even if it’s a rainy, grey Christmas and New Year's in London.

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    Lena Luthor flies to London to celebrate the holidays with her best friend, and then she meets some girl named Kara.

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    05 Dec 2025

  5. Rec 84

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    “It’s not that impressive,” Kara mutters sulkily, arms crossed. “Don’t look so shocked.”

    Linda looks between them—up into Kara’s pinched, surly features, and Alex’s beet-red gape—and then between her legs. “Well, I think it is. But, you’re entitled to your own opinion,” she shrugs, pushing the head down with a finger and watching it bob back towards her stomach. “But, it always hurts when I’m with Lena. I told her it hurt, that she was making it hurt. And then she said she was sorry, and that she could help, if I wanted.”

    The silence that follows draws out interminably long—long enough that Linda starts humming It’s A Small World under her breath while she lets it flop up and down against her stomach in tune.

    Eventually, Kara collects herself enough to cry, “What?” and Alex starts laughing so hard she doubles over in tears.

    Or, alternatively:

    The one where Red Daughter, alias Linda, is justifiably, albeit overbearingly, smug; Lena just can’t seem to help herself; and Kara just about has a seething, jealousy-induced aneurysm trying to process it all.

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    29 Nov 2025