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Buck yelled back, “I’ve always liked him!”
Chim yelled, “That’s not the question!”
Buck yelled, “IT’S MY ANSWER!”
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Or newly dating Buck and Eddie invite the 118 over for a dinner party.
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17 Jan 2026
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Buck doesn’t listen. He takes a deep breath, grounding himself, and says, “It’s invisible.”
“Oh,” Eddie murmurs. “Right.”
“And that’s where we lost the Department of Homeland Security,” Hen mutters.
Eddie still hasn’t thrown them out of his office. “What led you to assume there’s this invisible map?”
“We found an engraving on the stem of a two hundred year old pipe,” Buck says without wincing.
“Owned by Freemasons,” Chim offers.
Eddie nods in consideration. “May I see the pipe?”
“We, uh, don’t have it.”
After letting out an amused noise, Eddie leans forward and asks, “Did gremlins take it? The Boogeyman?”
Buck shakes his head.
And then, devastatingly, handsomely, Eddie whispers, “Santa Muerte?”
or, national treasure au: buddie edition
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17 Jan 2026
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“Chim is gonna be at the hospital for awhile. He asked me to handle shift transfer,” Eddie says casually.
Buck pauses mid-whisk. “He asked you?”
Eddie levels him with a stare. “I’m gonna pretend you don’t sound surprised before I get offended,” he says, voice flat.
“I’m not surprised!” Buck holds his hands up in surrender, the whisk dripping a traitorous stream of beaten egg onto the counter. “I just–y’know. Kinda figured he’d ask me.”
or: Chimney asking Eddie to handle shift transfer effectively makes him Interim Captain Diaz, and he is going to use his newfound power to annoy the shit out of Buck for as long as he possibly can.
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16 Jan 2026
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Buck’s had a lot of time to think about his decisions. The seconds it had taken to say “Parlay.” The minutes it had taken for the pirates to strong-arm him and march him down to the same dock the other group of pirates had dropped him off at, the time it had taken for them to row out to the ship with familiar black sails, cannon fire above their heads all the while.
Neither pirate speaks, and Buck doesn’t find the need to fill the silence like he normally would.
For the second time in twelve hours, Buck is taken captive by pirates.
He’s sure he’s setting a record somewhere.
or, the curse of the black pearl: buddie edition
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15 Jan 2026
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Evan Buckley is the crown jewel of American ballet, and he’s getting ready to shine in the upcoming season while nursing his first, earth shattering heartbreak. Eddie Diaz is a divorced single father and ER nurse who, occasionally, lets off steam by organizing dance flash mobs throughout Los Angeles. They have no reason to like each other, and they don’t. Until they do.
or--the Step Up/classical ballet AU you didn't know you wanted.
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15 Jan 2026