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Five years ago Jeon Jungkook got scouted to a professional quidditch team and Min Yoongi graduated Hogwarts; they hadn’t spoken since. So why is the keeper standing in the middle of Yoongi's office and calling his hair ridiculous?
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why are penguins so popular on the internet? by ayorapline
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
26 May 2021
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unknown: have u thought abt ur crimes
yoongi: WHAT CRIMES???????????
unknown: punishment is coming for ppl like u
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jeon jungkook logs back into his club penguin account after 15 years and remembers the asshole middle schooler named Min Yoongi who had stole a bunch of elementary schooler’s club penguin passwords with the promise of getting them rich and never went through with it
Jungkook gets his number from a mutual classmate and gives the man a piece of his mind- not knowing that Min Yoongi is now a famous rapper -
maybe in the next one by jiminiespompoms
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, Begins ≠ Youth (TV)
18 Jan 2026
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It always boiled down to these two
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Hyyh Yoonkook fighting for their lives through multiple timelines, as they are prone to do.~~A series of drabbles inspired by scenes from the Begins≠Youth TV show~~
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“ah, jungkook-ah, let’s wash the burn with cold water and send you to yoongi-yah to give you his salve.” seokjin comforts. from across him, taehyung chuckles and sends jungkook a knowing smile.
huh. does taehyung think he burned his thumb on purpose? it wasn’t actively on purpose— jungkook has just been a little less careful since he found out their pack healer is so good at his job. he’s more at ease, if you will. clumsy, maybe. some will say careless. it’s fine, though. whatever it is, yoongi-hyung can take care of it for him.
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admittedly, yoongi would be the first to say that it’s not the weirdest thing his sleep-addled brain can come up with: a young man rolling into the corner of his desk with a muted thud, looking up at him with a wide smile — he’s striking, with rosy cheeks and huge dark eyes sparkling with something yoongi can’t quite catch. he's also completely naked. “hey, hyung,” the guy says, still grinning, and promptly vanishes.
yoongi just blinks, headphones still in his hands, and stares down at the carpet for a while. the clock reads 3:47. he needs sleep.
but then it happens again, and again, and again—and years later, he has to appreciate the delicate ways in which the universe has aligned to bring them together.
(alternatively: yoongi’s already known jeongguk for years by the time jeongguk first meets yoongi. a time traveler's wife au.)