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    Peter Parker has a secret. 
    And no–it’s not that one. Or that other one. Or the suspiciously spider-shaped one. 
    No: this secret has no shape at all. 

    Stop being dramatic. 

    Ah. There’s the secret. 

    Dude, seriously?

    The really annoying, shapeless secret that haunts Peter's night and day and dreams and—

    If you don't stop, I’m going to shave off your eyebrows and wash your stupid suit with May’s whites and then you’ll have to explain why all her sheets are pink again—

    —And anyway, point being, there's a teenage girl that lives in Peter's brain, and the whole thing is far less weird than whatever you are picturing.

     

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    Peter and Steph share a soul. Across dimensions. It's really not as complicated as it seems.
    (Five outside perspectives of Stepheter and one time something different happened.)

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    25 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The crackfic that made me cry and also revolutionized crossover fics (to me)

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    The Riddler halts. Pauses.

    “What the fuck, dude?” He finally exclaims, breaking all melodramatic pretenses and slamming his hands down on the table, “Either listen to the goddamn riddle or let me kill you so we can get this exchange over with!”

    Peter nods, “Sorry, sorry, my bad on that one. I finally remembered the word I was thinking of. Here, let’s make a deal this time - cross my heart I’ll keep it - so if I can’t solve your riddle you get to…” Peter gestures, leaving it open ended, and the Riddler seems to perk up.

    “Kill you in a blaze of glory,” he finishes, primly, and the melodrama returns as he crosses his legs and re-steeples his hands, “And if you win? I must be fair, after all.”

    “Uhh… would you mind telling me where I am?”

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    Peter's greatest enemy is time management and also maybe the hoard of superheroes that are crawling all over Gotham.

     

    (The Amazing Spider-Man version of Peter Parker - don't have to watch the movies to understand, but there are references to the films.)

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    23 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Chaos gremlin peter plus rat

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    AU) Things at the Department of Mysteries go far worse than Harry ever expected. A revelation from an unexpected source leads Harry away from the Wizarding World and to the one place he has always wished and prayed for: Home.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    Shawn's having a hard time focusing — You always have a hard time focusing; but his lungs are crowding up his freaking throat and Shawn presses his hand over his mouth and tries to remember how to breathe through it. He needs to get it together; he's opened up Panorama's Box and the hook is already out there now — no take-backsies. It needs to happen, Shawn knows it does.

    It's just that he wishes it was easier, is all. 

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    29 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Amazing panic writing and interal dialogue

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    Bruce tells the story of the only time Dick made him laugh whilst out as Batman and Robin.

    It leads to a running joke amongst the family.

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    05 Aug 2025