effableao3
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Project Runway Canada's "real people" challenge brings together designer David Rose and reluctant model Patrick Brewer.
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Jaskier doesn't actually work at the brothel.
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"David Rose has always impressed Patrick, in part because of his ability to say exactly what he thinks. He never seems to have any trouble saying no, or labeling the incorrect from the correct. Over time, Patrick has learned when breakfast in bed is romantic and when it’s an unacceptable risk of crumbs, what thread count is acceptable for sheets, what clothing items can and cannot be worn in bed.
Patrick always assumed that David would tell him if there was something in bed that he didn’t like."
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The problem is that Patrick has never been with a man before, and if David does his job right then Patrick will never be with any other man. So David has to ensure he is always just enough, gentle and rough in turn at exactly the right times, so perfect that Patrick will never miss vanilla, heterosexual sex with his vanilla, heterosexual ex.
“You want me to make you choke,” Patrick repeats, and a little part of David dies inside, terrified that it will finally be too much.
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Aziraphale attempts to rescue a snake, and instead discovers the magical but malicious world just outside of his own.
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Significance by dornfelder
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Mar 2022
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26 Sep 2024
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to mock the king by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Arthurian Mythology
28 Aug 2020
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Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove, is a poet knight of Redania and the king's bastard son. Jaskier just wants to be a bard.
Geralt isn't the only one trying to escape his destiny.
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04 Aug 2024
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and yet so far from death by SummerFrost for dis4daria
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
25 May 2020
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"Your song about the ghost, then," Maja asks warily. "It's just metaphorical, right?"
"Yes, of course, absolutely metaphorical," Jaskier brightly assures her. "No ghosts here."
Jaskier's favorite painting falls to the ground.
"Bollocks."Aka: The one where Jaskier's cottage is maybe, possibly, just a teensy bit haunted.
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29 Jun 2024
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Despite Jaskier's hard work, there are still plenty of people who hate witchers. They think they're monstrous, inhuman, only held back from violence by a thin veneer of control. One mage has a plan to spread his views by capturing a witcher and bewitching them to remove their control. When the Butcher of Blaviken walks into his hideout, he's convinced he's found the perfect candidate - and a convenient way to get rid of the pesky bard that's been singing his praises.
Jaskier is forced to agree witchers are not human, but that doesn't mean they're dangerous. In fact, he's astounded by how many of Geralt's uncontrolled impulses involve touching.
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06 Jun 2024
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medicine by SummerFrost for doandhope
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
18 Jun 2020
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Geralt's not human. Why should he have to feel like one?
In which Geralt measures his potions in careful doses—and Jaskier is like taking a drink.
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03 Jun 2024